G-spotter

Wrong discipline. Sky would be the perfect candidate though.

I wonder if these phones had vibrate modes?

Does it come with the Creedence, Mos?

something is definitely rotten. do you think they will pour poison in some king's ear next?

don't you wan't a 1/16 scale replica as a hood ornament?

is what you rotoscoped that with, freeware, and if so where can i get it?

I betcha she had a red truck and her own muscle-up video on YouTube too

oh what fun it is to ride

You mean like illict bumperstickering of SUVs?

Miller: A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll Give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like plate or shrimp or plate of shrimp out of the blue no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. Otto: You eat a lot of acid Miller, back in the hippie days? Miller: I'll give you another instance. You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now. Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda triangles, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television. That kind of thing. Otto: I don't read them books. Miller: Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics. They miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people. Right? Otto: Yeah. I guess. Miller: Well where did all these people come from? hmmm? I'll tell you where. The future. Where did all these people disappear to? hmmm? Otto: The past? Miller: That's right and how did they get there? Otto: How the fuck do I know? Miller: Flying saucers. Which are really? Yeah you got it. Time machines. I think a lot about this kind of stuff. I do my best thinking on the bus. That how come I don't drive, see? Otto: You don't even know how to drive. Miller: I don't want to know how. I don't want to learn. See? The more you drive, the less intelligent you are

Kevin: Do Do Do De Do De Do De Do De Do Feeling Do De Da Do De Do De Do Feeling seven-up. I'm feeling seven-up. Feeling seven up. I'm feeling seven up. It's a crisp refreshing feeling crystal clear and light. America's drinking seven-up and it sure feels right. Feeling lucky seven. Otto puts price sticker on Kevin's glasses. Otto: Kevin stop singing man. Kevin: Feeling seven eleven. Kevin: Hum. I wasn't singing guy. Otto: I'm standing right next to you and you're fucking singing. Cut it out. Kevin: Jeez. Why so tense guy? Mr. Humphries: Otto? Kevin: Mister Humphries! Mr. Humphries: You were late again this morning. Now normally I'd let it go but it's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans. Many young men of your age in these uncertain times- Mr. Humphries: Otto! Are you paying attention to me? Louie: Hey! He's talking to you! Otto [giving Louie the middle finger with both hands]: Fuck you! Kevin chuckles Otto grabs Kevin by the front of his shirt, steps around him, and pushes him into the stack of cans. Louie pulls his gun. Louie: (Basta!) [bendecho. Come on fucker. Come on just try it. Come on.] Kevin: You gotta love getting fired from your job in a big way, Otto.

nordic walker!

Jens, you might have a winner!!!

Bush approval rating lower than Nixon - maybe America should be invaded and the current regime replaced with a democratic and free government

don't forget overweight passenger bodies. say each American weighs an average of 250 lbs... that's a lot of dense. how free and democratic is Iraq or Afghani right now? Wait, how much popular support does Chavez have and yet you hate him but love Karzai?

Raindawg would prefer you not make fun of polewalkers. He would like to ignore them in order to pretend there is nothing funnier than via ferrata.

that IS teh most fun

origami

Too far to walk.

and my ancestors shot them full of arrows

but you're too busy caring about MIOX pens to open up space in your heart

I believe the No Pay team ended up with No Climb?

if the indians hadn't let the damn europeans into the country, i guess they'd all have high paying jobs today, right

don't you mean on the chin?