G-spotter

Is it a way of like cause you can't commit to love?

Why not call it Scary Orange Alien

The best climber in the state is the one having the most fun.

No one can tell me anything. But it's raining anyways. I'd guess it will be fixed by Friday anyhow.

For a day of free guiding you should at least offer up Scotch! Oh wait a sec I read it wrong. Jesse is paying the gas and you're doing the leading - and bringing the beer too! That's nice of you.

But how many OR shows do you have in your quiver?

how many years of NOLS retail experience does he have though

ZeroCams.

Some of them have hemerrhoids?

"falling loser"

Who are they gonna promote to take your place - Destro?

It says here that "intrusive uses are prohibited". http://www.legis.gov.bc.ca/Hansard/35th4th/h0529pm.htm I believe that includes helicopters.

Renton guidebook webpage

so it's the list of things you failed on?

unnerved

Good question. I don't know.

don't forget the huge buttress with the splitter crack in Renton, near the school

they're on the organ, with the tulips

What did the Starbucks clerk say when you showed up with the tube the first time?

I'm not gonna get into the Nelson = heli thing but I bet he regrets it now. I'll ask someone who knows about the bridge tomorrow.

I'd better find my snorkel.

Truth in advertising. I bought a Maxim rope once. Once was enough

Says this is going to be a super cold winter. Claimed to be 85% accurate! Make sure to bookmark this post so you can make fun of it in January when it is pouring rain and +7C

Isn't he the "being lowered" one?

Time saved by chopper flight to Slesse - one hour. But being known as a small-testicled nancyboy with more money than brains will last your whole life. Maybe you should wait till they pave the wheelchair trail and put in handicapped parking?