G-spotter

Seeing as how a "body floss" would put crap on the rope, the solution is a reverse body floss. Insert through anus and remove cleaned rope from mouth.

Griz do not factor into the NCSS rating... neither do Snaffles or length of approach or hangover

You can't reel in on a short fall like that, it happens too quickly. But Professor CBS will let you borrow his slide rule so you can start calculating fall factor while your leader is sketching so you can decide if it is worth it to reel. Also your math only works for static ropes. More likely with rope stretch the leader will still fall 10 feet but on 13 feet of rope now for FF = 0.77

Did your mother ever have any children that lived?

Chilliwack kids are well educated. The first time they go through Grades 9-12 is in the stroller with Mom

With Kevlar covers?

You penguin

dru's the one who has relations with 5 year olds you're the one with K - 12 as your location....

Actually it turns out that somebody from my company is the environmental monitor for this bridge replacement. If I was on the ball I could have gotten that job and I'd be out in Nesakwatch Creek all week instead of in teh office spraying. They are replacing the bridge so that they can haul out, so expect the road to suddenly be 2wd all the way to Rexford trail soon.

Dirty Harry go his nickname from eating bearded clams during red tide closure.

And post them here too, cause we love Mounties photos

And West Pole Brand

Nelson's YDS grades are bunk. 5 or 6 pitches can easily be a III but would pretty much have to be all difficult aid to make it a IV ("a long all day climb with the possibility of a bivi")

STFU You're still in prison.

The best equipment manufacturer is the one having the most fun?

Gideons are usually red and you can replace them for free from a motel if you lose them. Starless and Bible Black is a good route in Australia that I would like to climb.

Divine inspiration

They're just too cheap to cough up $15 CDN http://www.mattmaddaloni.com/Home%20folders/Squamish%20Big%20Walls%20guide.htm

Oh, a broken rivet Did you have to change your panties?

So if he'd died, would his survivors have been saying to each other "Yup, God decided to kill him, the dirty sinner"?

Are you sure it wasn't cause Ivan visited and brought his Campy friends?

Do you suggest that the cracks consented to bolting?

Recent research has revealed that people living in urban areas tend to be more fit and less fat than those living in the suburbs who are in turn fitter and leaner than those in rural areas.

Cardboard box next to the dumpster at Pike Place Mkt

Williams Peak