G-spotter

Oooh, a red X. So informative.

I think it's better to drink porter than to be porter

You mean like racism, wifebeating, witch hunts and stuff?

these two statements are incompatible

So how come a 6 pitch route is Grade IV? Was there a lot of A0?

Infinity

oh sure, blame the victim

Crimper, Have you had sex with children? Do you condemn sex with children?

Were any of the pages torn out?

Isn't that Chimney Rock or somethin'?

you only get one of those if you have at LEAST 4 years of core retail experience and can namedrop over a Miox pen at the SLC OR with Timmy and Micah

Or one could be faster_than_you. oh my god!

If you were a conformist you'd be out putting up sick hard FAs on the Scurlocked Cascade jewels and recovering much Neutrino booty in your logo-plastered windshirt

don't know where we went wrong might have been back when you were young and strong

I am too superior.

A ouija board can be used to contact some climbers...

Tub Girl NSWF

Yes, it is cheating. Porters are aid.

Yeah but none of you guys know what West Pole Brand is do you? At least Messner didn't show up and rip this frozen corpse's genitals off like he did with Otzi.

El Pollo Loco super burrito

I humped one of the blocks on it. My pecker had sores for a month afterwords. Or maybe those were from the Thailand trip. Can't remember So now you're back in Colorado, do you have anything to say to the Ramsay family?

I guess that explains this... man

The lunch you are thinking of is a cod piece.

hammock stuffin is aid