G-spotter

The Boss Is Choss

Until the bull shows up.

Grade You might see a Snafflehound Grade You will probably see a Snafflehound Grade You will definitely see a snafflehound Grade You will see many snafflehounds during the day. They will try to eat your lunch. Grade You will see snafflehounds every 5 or ten minutes. During the daytime, they will nibble on your rope while you are leading a pitch. At night, they will chew holes in your cached food bag and in your tent. A will steal one of your boots and crap in the other one. Grade You will be killed and eaten by snafflehounds.

If I said "Britney's songs are so complex" would you start listening to them?

I'd be happy to research this if Annabelle Bond was involved.

I'll play the creedence, just for you.

For real freedxom of the moviemaker speech these days you gotta go to Russia. This American 911 stuff is bullshit. In Russia they would be making the Clinton/Lewinsky porn with lookalikes.

That's cause when I insult you in Canadian it goes in one ear and out the other!

Maybe I can give YOU GUYS a lift this year cause I have to drive through the Ham ANYWAY to get there. And you can listen to all my 1995 mix tapes on my bitching tapedeck stereo

Fuck yeah! And I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

tape. is. AID. I saw a guy once hiking up the Slesse Memorial trail and he had these elbow-length tape gloves, I could tell at once a) he was an American b) he was gonna end up bivying And if you see someone heading up the apron trail with tape gloves you may as well decide to follow them one pitch behind, as it is guaranteed you will booty at least two brand new cams.

Bill I don't want to be in any pool with you, I heard you wear a tiny little Speedo and sit closer than necessary to other men.

How about leaving a little bag of powdered zinc at each belay to let the winter rains do the cleaning for you

why don't you eat a supersized bag of dicks you choad

some honeymoon

And for good reason!

So put a quarter in ya ass cause ya played yourself

oooh yeah, wagner is so obscure

That sounds good to me

John, Why are you giving a slideshow of other people's climbs? Is this gonna be one of those "I'd like to do this one... this one hardly ever forms... boy, i wish I knew where this one was" slideshows? We had one of them a few years ago in Lillooet.

Car full of girl kissing Bellinghamsters

Maybe this one will help you, Gary?

I'm banned from jobs involving wheelchairs and helmets.

but he doesn't say anything about chalk or bolts - wtf?