G-spotter

How long of an iceaxe is appropriate for a dog?

General mountaineering in Scotland = climbing ridges and gullies, not walking up a glacier on a volcano. No glaciers in Scotland.

al have you visited ass.com lately?

You need to pick "super secret projects" that are super secret d00d.

There was a new 5.4 done last year. It's gonna be in the new AAJ, I heard

"Ordinary fucking people - I hate 'em!"

Hundreds of illegals crossing Canadian border every week! Moo!

Did stuff drip through your ceiling?

Some interesting points get made in these policital threads, for sure.

75cm is a walking axe and when you start climbing it seems way too long. if the slope you are on is such a low gradient that you have to bend over touch the ground with the spike of a 65cm axe do you even need it out? also 75cms will stick upinto the air behind your head when strapped to a pack, and get caught on everything.

8 year olds, Dude

My friend in Fernie said it was a near whiteout there today with quite a bit of freshiez so I figured it would also be bad further up towards Gib Wall.

m(>.<)<==|mO knife suicide

And got a foot or two of new freshiez on top of the approach road.

Bring a snorkel and an avalanche poodle!

They shouldn't be giving out pitons for free soloing anyway Reardon is a nutjob. I bet he drinks his own pee just like Dean potter.

Note to climbers: putting "Kevbone knows me" on your climbing resumé will automatically cause rescuers to assume you are incompetent.

maybe the bolt fairy should wave her magic crowbar and undo the damage

Good idea, here's mine Also I can lead 6.4+

yeah, especially if you huck that cliff at the bottom! sky? ross?

Cats can build up quite a tolerance, requiring an ever increasing dosage.

Erie

A "Take mine" guitar? I guess they did!

OMG was anyone carrying a MLU?