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I prefer my cetacean with a moist yet firm blowhole

No, the tokin' issue was Alpinist X

If it was a Metis Buffalo Hunt who would get upset? I hear seals are good eatin. Free range organic seal meat. Yum!

What Inuits? This is the Newfie Seal Hunt bye! Although I guess it applies to the Inuit too, but they are more likely to spear or shoot an adult seal than to club a pup. "Seal flipper pie is a regional Newfoundland delicacy." "Following international condemnation, Canada prohibits the killing of seal pups less than 12 to 15 days old. 12 to 15 days is the age at which the seal pups are usually weaned and abandined by their mothers."

All the ridges and none of the faces. For a good reason.

Kevbone, do you own any Verve clothing? Cause CG owns Verve. Dude. I know you don't know shit and you keep proving it every damn day!

No one is Above the Law! Especially the Marine Mammal Regulation.

There are really only four knots the climber needs to know. Fisherman, bowline, prussik, and butterfly. It helps to know the Munter-mule too but if you can tie the other four you can probably remember this one.

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Over on TONMO.com we are telling "the NZ scientist" (who is one of the moderators) that he missed a golden chance to compare them to the tires of a London doubledecker bus, the approved standard for squid comparisons.

On the other hand, if you made calamari rings from a Mesonychiteuthis, each ring would be the size of a large tractor tire.

Those tattoo artists are Scientists

sour and sweet kevbone?

Cos it'll be sooo pimp when I fly my snowmobile in to the top of Munday and launch it down the north face for the FSD, then a quick fly back to the hot tub on the yacht! I would be more interested in learning how the current application conflicts with Whitesaddle's. Doesn't Mike have some sort of commercial tenure rights for the area anyways?

Yeah, a wilderness destination where 90% of the parties already fly in by helicopter.

Giant squid is inedible. The concentration of ammonium ions in the Architeuthis flesh (provides bouyancy) is too high for humans. Sperm whales find it tasty, though!

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Um, Lightning Creek downstream of Strike lake is a giant pit of sadism. And it is on the other side of the mountain from the NW face. But you knew that, didn't you.

That's probably because you were climbing for grades instead of climbing for fun.

Why couldn't they have this on at bedtime, in case I need to bore myself to sleep when the "drink myself to sleep" thing stops working?

Some of you are already idiots. No making necessary

Yeah, why did you buy them too tight? These aren't Mythos. Plastic is inflexible. They won't stretch 3 sizes 5 minutes after you put them on.

There is only one F in chafing. Now maybe your Google search will turn up actual remedies instead of misspelled gibberish.

I was eating sushi the other night and overheard two other sushi patrons discussing climbing. They were talking about some guy they both know. And it seems like this guy is a gifted climber but climbs with other climbers who are not so good. And so perhaps is not living up to his potential. In fact they said "Yeah, his problem is that he just goes out and climbs with his friends for fun. If he went climbing with some really strong guys and learned to project he could be sending V9 in two weeks". So throwing this out to the cc.com peanut gallery, WTF? Is it better to hang with friends and have fun or to push your grades even if it means making new friends? Sounds like in this case, having the most fun = being not the best climber.