G-spotter

seecocks is a nut job

How come hearing the voices of god or gods or devils is a symptom both of religion and of schizophrenia? Is it cause religion is a mental disorder?

NEWS FLASH Dead horse continues to be beaten after 2,007 years In Enumclaw, that's an orgy.

I can't see the pics either.

Late May has better climbing conditions on north faces but early May may have better weather conditions. Near record snowpack. Crevasses will probably require a backhoe to find in May. May usually has pretty stable avvy conditions but watch out for cornice fall. James Turner is pretty remote by American standards, about like the Picket Range. Make sure you know what you are getting into.

If the terrorists knew even common potatoes can be turned into bombs, America would never be safe

j-tree is such a kayaking destination too

I'll make YOU understand the consequences Hey Cobra Commander, is it true you sold the US Navy sea lions from Sea Lion Caves that you had pre-hypnotized so that when you command it, they will turn on their masters?!

no microwave

I forgot to poke holes in a potato before baking it, and it exploded in the oven!

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/647022/page/1#Post647022

Yet another reason for k-bone to grow some balls

I've got a spare Mouse pad if you want one

Kevbone's league is T-ball.

Ginger Baker, man.

In one word: Callipygian

1) Find where the cornice is thinnest and overhangs the least 2) Have someone establish a protected belay well out of the fall line, belayed to a big ass bollard, buried deadman, etc. 3) Take your adze and get to digging. Cut away everything overhanging above you. Basically make a vertical trench and stem your way up it until you can reach higher. 4) Once you cut your way through, belay down the far side where you aren't gonna go for a ride if the cornice detaches suddenly.

You're a doucebag dipshit. I've inspired myself for many things. Like for instance, what? The things that get me stoked for climbing are doing a lot of a different type of climbing. After a couple of weeks of ice climbing I'm ready for some warm dry days at Squamish. After a couple of days at Squamish I'm more into getting up early and going into the mountains. After a couple of alpine starts and heavy packs, bouldering seems stokey stokey.

Ha! from Wikipedia: 8D

I read somewhere that evolutionary psychologists believe that prominent breasts developed as a secondary sexual characteristic primarily to distract males from the buttocks

Seems like you aren't very imaginative if you get interested in whatever you read about. Think up something on your own

It was the best of your life

Dan-O took bigger whippers than that dude.

sprained ankle is all.

I like to carry a picket so that if I have to stop and retie my shoelaces on the climb I can have something to dog off of. But for rapping, it gets spendy to leave a whole bunch of pickets behind.