G-spotter

Yeah, please post your climbing resume for catbird to examine. If he approves of it he will allow you to take a fall

Blue bags for Fido!

It doesn't have PDX on there...I've been lurking around here for months now and I still don't know what that means omg n00b lol pmsl

Bud: Ordinary [fucking] people I hate 'em. Otto: Me too. Bud: What do you know? See an ordinary person spend his life avoiding tense situations. Repoman spends his life getting into tense situations. Assholes! Lets go get a drink.

It looks like a nice solo up those ramps but they are probably too narrow at the bottom to ski?

Isn't that acute.

"The Leader must Not Fall!"

Yeah, dogs love to get lost and epic and shit. That's why they never win the Golden Piton.

PS "Looking for a MENTOR" is climbing bulletinboard code for "Will never find experienced climbing partner."

Maybe he's referring to pretty pitchers.

Crime lowers property values. With more crime, clueless empty-nester couples from Boise will be able to invade Seattle, destroying your 1337ness. Therefore, crime is, indeed, bad.

How long of an iceaxe is appropriate for a dog?

General mountaineering in Scotland = climbing ridges and gullies, not walking up a glacier on a volcano. No glaciers in Scotland.

al have you visited ass.com lately?

You need to pick "super secret projects" that are super secret d00d.

There was a new 5.4 done last year. It's gonna be in the new AAJ, I heard

"Ordinary fucking people - I hate 'em!"

Hundreds of illegals crossing Canadian border every week! Moo!

Did stuff drip through your ceiling?

Some interesting points get made in these policital threads, for sure.

75cm is a walking axe and when you start climbing it seems way too long. if the slope you are on is such a low gradient that you have to bend over touch the ground with the spike of a 65cm axe do you even need it out? also 75cms will stick upinto the air behind your head when strapped to a pack, and get caught on everything.

8 year olds, Dude

My friend in Fernie said it was a near whiteout there today with quite a bit of freshiez so I figured it would also be bad further up towards Gib Wall.

m(>.<)<==|mO knife suicide

And got a foot or two of new freshiez on top of the approach road.