G-spotter

You know what's funny, Sheaf Stout was Derek Hersey's favourite beer Derek Hersey was an illegal immigrant - moved over from Britain to Colorado with no green card, lived in Boulder, worked, never got a US drivers license. Shocking innit?

Tiger Mt or REI Pinnacle

Her underlying assumption is that she's normal. Too bad sister, normal people don't come from shit-holes like Boise.

Since no one in Star wars ever has to reload, what is it exactly that Chewie carries on his gear sling? Is it catnip?

Da Toof? Mount Si?

Is there a "medical catnip" program for sick American kitties or do they have to say No too?

3rd time same link posted last week

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So you see a recommendation like 65-70 is meaningless: it depends on your ape index and your leg length.

For general mountaineering: Hold the axe in your hand with your arm pointing straight down at your side. The point of the shaft should come down to somewhere between your ankle and the ground.

tauntauns are illegal immigrants from Hoth how would you feel if an illegal tauntaun raped your mother?

I bet you listen to Cats Laughing too

omg hi2u ^-^

If it wasn't for Mexican food what would Americans eat?

hit it with your purse...

I'll make Beth and Tommy kick your fat ass if you do!

BUMP I'm the MC on Saturday night

Eventually it will be like Scotland where it doesn't have to form any ice to be a winter ascent. You will be able to go out and crampon and drytool up an established rock route as long as it's below freezing!

Will this be a good place to meet 8000m trip buddies?

from gravsports:

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes The sun is shining so I head for the park, With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes I got a cousin and she got a friend, Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help At his apartment I knocked on the door, He wouldn't come out until he got paid. Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, cos It's no fun being an illegal alien No, it's no fun being an illegal alien Down at the office had to fill out the forms A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose, Up to the counter to see what they think They said "it doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink". I don't trust anybody, least not around here, cos It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I tell ya that It's no fun being an illegal alien, An illegal alien, O.K. Consideration for your fellow man Would not hurt anybody, it sure fits in with my plan Over the border, there lies the promised land Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand Keep your suspicions, I've seen that look before But I ain't done nothing wrong now, is that such a suprise But I've got a sister who'd be willing to oblige She will do anything now to help me get to the outside So don't tell anybody what I wanna do If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, because It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya It's no fun being an illegal alien, and it's getting me down It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien, yeah yeah yeah It's no fun (not much fun) being an illegal alien, I tell ya that It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no It's no fun (not bloody much fun) being an illegal alien, It's no fun being an illegal alien, and that's what I am.

Time for Dreamweaver?

yo mama so dumb she went out in the quarry to hear some rock