G-spotter

maybed next time you give Ivan a hummer, use a kneepad?

A wild squirtle appears!

get some compressed air and blow it out. or, like the constipated mathematician, work it out with a pencil

Dude, I hope you had a good solid anchor, with that much tilt you must have been close to falling over

And pig heads

It's called Talk to The Hand, Bitch!

I found your #4 Camalot at the base of my super sick new 8 foot V0+/V1- FFA solo the other day. Thanks.

That sounds like an excuse for the wrong decision. Maybe your hand was on something other than information.

The real "Route of All Evil" is a famous sport route in the Virgin River Gorge. Maybe you can call your next rescrub "Chain Reaction". I don't think anyone's used that name yet for a climb.

I thought it was his sex assault trial

waaaaah the bad ref! waaaah the dirty other team! waaaaah!

Yup and they just got their ass handed to them by Slovenia, just like the US alpine climbing team

The Whore of Mammon has teats that drip oil...

Doth? Prithee, m'lord?! Indeed, forsooth.

for bill, quantity is quality.

What's the existing human-dog speed record, Dan?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/latin_america/10333304.stm

And he was from BC.

This thing is just a drop in the bucket compared to how it will be when the methane hydrates start bubbling up off the continental shelf.

That's what the guy said to Anton Miewes too.

Crappy guide. Get the Atkinson/Piche one from Elaho instead.

The science behind the paleo diet is bunk. "Everybody should eat what the cavemen ate cause we haven't evolved since then!" Ya... no. The areas of the human genome undergoing the most rapid evolution are related to diet. You can look that up in science journals.