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  1. I think I'll just grab me a PAGE TOP!
  2. The Residents are coming to town. The Residents are coming to town. Yes, The Residents are coming to town.
  3. quote: Originally posted by chucK: quote:Originally posted by sexual chocolate: "Got a big white X On the top of his car. Racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar." Do I understand this to be a Big Black album?
  4. For $150 a day, you better be AMGA certified or something. I'll teach ya for $125. I've been climbing for 15 years, have climbed 5.12 trad, 5.14 sport, and V10 boulder. If you're interested. PM me. MTWS: The militia is out to get me. Gotta lay low.
  5. "I'm a steel worker, and I, I kill what I eat. I'm a, I'm a brick-layer, and I,I kill what I eat. I'm a hunter-gatherer, and I kill what I eat. Great Big Thing, crawling all over me. Great Big Thing, crawling all over me!"
  6. "Got a big white X On the top of his car. Racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar." [ 10-18-2002, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]
  7. quote: Originally posted by G-spotter: I was a teenage dinosaur Stoned and obsolete I didnt get fucked and i didnt get kissed I got so fucking pissed Repo Man Iggy Pop. You're supposed to let people guess, you fool.
  8. quote: Originally posted by chucK: they say they say things are gonna get better all I know is they f**kin better Ahh, Black Flag, Six Pack. One of my first concerts ever was Black Flag. Henry Rollins scared the shit outta me. [ 10-18-2002, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]
  9. Might not be a fitness problem.... Do both knees hurt equally? Ever had any injuries to the knees? And where is the pain? It might be something you want a doctor to look at.... Or, try a Neddi pot.
  10. Dang, man, tried that corner just left of Iron Horse at Index. Couldn't get to the second bolt! No holds, bad feet, weird gaston hand smears. How am I ever gonna try Amandla if I can't get the first moves? Help! I don't do Bruce Lee very well!
  11. There's a fellow I know who has a "poop pictorial" of fellow climbers. One series shows his partner in the port-a-ledge before, during, and after, complete with full poop bag in hand!
  12. quote: Originally posted by klar404: just gotta add this to this charming thread... Mudbaskit : when you enter a john and the toliet is already full. Double-Mudbaskit: There are people that will fill twice. bleeh.... Hey, that's nothing. I used to live in a co-op in the U district. We were really into water conservation, you know, "if it's yellow, let it mellow". Ours was "drop three in, make it spin!"
  13. God trask, I hope you didn't actually try to use tacks! [ 10-11-2002, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]
  14. quote: Originally posted by COL. Von Spanker: [QB]I didn't win an F'in thang. I liked when he hooked the two tools together and then to the harnes for a rest. Very creative. QB] I won 2 t-shirts. Gee. But resting on his tools? Cheating! (Did you notice the velcro on his chest and shoulders?)
  15. Hey, try a Neddi pot.
  16. No, just the "tasteless troll" approach.
  17. But seriously! It's a little teapot-like thing that you fill with salty water and perhaps medicinal herbs, then you pour it in one nostril and it comes out the other (your head is turned sideways as you do this). A neat trick! And many people swear by it. My wife uses one quite a bit.
  18. A Neddi pot is an ancient Ayurvedic approach to dealing with anything related to the sinoidal cavity. Although the exact date of invention might be debatable, many would place the date at perhaps 4,000 years ago. I hope this answers your question.
  19. Hey, and don't forget about Velvesheen, #81. Superduper!
  20. Hey, try a Neddi pot.
  21. I thought it was simply called the Great Northern Slab.... Yay, I did it! Thank you my lovely lovely people for the sound advice. I am forever in your debt. Your most humble servant, Hot Chocolate. PS: page top! [ 10-10-2002, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]
  22. Sheesh. can someone tell me how to post a link?
  23. I thought it was simply called the Great Northern Slab.... [ 10-10-2002, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]
  24. Hey, try a neddi pot.
  25. And it's Great Northern Slab, pulling away.... Great fun climbing, do it in two pitches. And the gear is very very easy to place, either nuts and hexes or cams.
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