sexual_chocolate

Damn ass. All I wanted was some goddammd beta for Horne Lake. Shit. Look at this mess. And I still don't have it. The website someone gave me says the "no climbing" sign has been taken down, and cars won't be towed during the day. Sounds like the climbing's on, to me.... BTW, what the heck is this little feck's problem? Alright, I gotta admit, the becky marmot up the ass was kinda funny (nothing personal, caveguy), but shit, he's busted in with 8 (eight) posts, and every post is the same silly vitriol. Who thinks they're being funny, tuff, glandular, hormonal, patriotic, etc., hiding behind this facade? And, are you sure you didn't forget the "-less" suffix on your name? It would make it more fitting....

Ahh shoot! He's been 86'd? And I wanted to know what that badass hard climb was that he spoke of.

Ahh sheeesh. I should have read the rest of the posts first, before going off on the fine climbing machine. I risk sounding like I'm joining the bandwagon! It's just that I don't like being threatened by some jackass I don't even know, and who doesn't have any idea about what my eventual plans might be. But let's just say that if Horne Lake has spigots like the fine climbing machine for spokespeople, my chances for respecting whatever they might say become decidedly lower.

quote: Originally posted by climbmachine: So sexchocl. do not go there. You will endanger the whole negtiation process. And if this happens I WILL BE VERY ANGRY (and few others too). It's the greates climbing on west coast, but don't fuck it up for everyone else. As i said- I would be VERY ANGRY and you don't want to deal with me when I am angry. Hey flash, good joke. I hope it is. because if not you might change your name to FLUSH, when I shove your head down the toilet (after I take a shit)and pull the handle. So this is how you expect to build cooperation? How's this for cooperation.... FUCK OFF!!!!

quote: Originally posted by wrench: quote:Originally posted by sexual chocolate: What makes you assume it's "name-dropping", as if knowing someone from Feathered Friends (or from The Supersuckers!) is a mark of distinction, to be displayed proudly where-ever one goes? I know the girl on the cover of "The Sacriligious Sounds of the Supersuckers." I even know her LAST name, her last name before she changed it, and her married name! In FACT, I know her husband, her sister, parents, dog and daughter. What's more, I DATED her sister! Tremble before me and my coolness... Ooooooh! Erik's gonna be mad!

And if we <b>really</b> want to complain about attitude, what about that crazy manager lady at Vertical World? Don't get me started. Grrrrr.

BTW, why so hooked on the Bachar Ladder? Have you heard good things?

Ach! You don't need to speak spanish to head to Potrero! I haven't been, but from what I've heard from people I know that, unless you climb mainly 13's and above, it's way fun, and being in a diff country adds alot of charm to the whole experience. I'd go! Also, from my experience, red rocks can be really good during the winter, although weather can move in quick. we got rained on, snowed on, tornadoed on, but it was still good. Now, if you only have a limited amount of time, it shore would suck to be in a blizzard the whole time. That's why i'd go south, young man!

Ummm, there are many things you don't ask for. Convo tends to work that way! But hey, I agree. No pissy pissy.

quote: Originally posted by erik: i think posting the peoples names on the internet....is dumb....that is about as bad as name dropping....no one cares if you have met them and know their first name..... i mention crackbolter cuz he posts here sometimes and has put his first name on the site..... What makes you assume it's "name-dropping", as if knowing someone from Feathered Friends (or from The Supersuckers!) is a mark of distinction, to be displayed proudly where-ever one goes? (I hereby declare proudly that I know a Matt, from REI! My esteem rises daily....) And if it's a security concern, anyone can walk into Feathered Friends and get the name of any employee....The mention of names hardly constitutes a security risk. Or was this not your point?

Anyone got any beta on Nanaimo/Horne Lake climbing? I was there a few years ago with a rather piss-poor guide, which by now, even if I had it, would be even more out of date. Any knowledge? I'm gonna be going up this weekend, so any help would be appreciated.

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: well, i'd hope your friends aren't rude to you! (it's a little different when you go in there and don't know any of the employees.) i find the guys at second ascent to be much "friendlier". They were always friendly at Feathered Friends, before I ever even met any of them. Why do you think we became friends? And I found the peeps at SA unhelpful. Go figger!

What's with Mitch Merriman? Are you offended because I never taught you the Moondance? Skaha is way better than any potential in the Omak area, and I'm not saying this just cuz I'm protecting anonymities. I've explored the area quite a bit, and the rock tends to be flaky, loose, and dirty, with big access difficulties. Alot of the stuff right off the highway past Tonasket is wedged behind apple orchards (private), while the bigger stuff around Omak is indeed on the rez (no climbing under penalty of jail and fines). There is awesome bouldering, but even that is privately owned. Save yourself hassles, and just head up the road an hour to the awesomeness of Skaha. There's enough legal climbing there to last you many a road-trip.

I second (or third. where are we?) the props for John Ramuta, at 6th and Stewart, SE corner, downtown Seattle. He cares! And his care turns up in his work. Proper bevel, no delams, and, usually, very quick turn-around. He's a good guy, and deserves our business. $30 for a half, plus $5 for toe-caps.

I've never used a Bachar Ladder, but it seems you can get a similar training stimulus using basic nautilus equipment, ie. one armed lat pulldowns, wide grip lat pulldowns, and, my fave, typewriters. These things build power-endurance fast! If you're on the dole, take your pvc back and build a campus board! Prolly cost you $20 for the hardware, if'n you go minimalist. I built one years ago and got alot out of it. BTW, I built a 6' by 8' adjustable woodie for pretty cheap, with much of the savings coming from making the holds myself out of wood. With wood comes another advantage: skin-friendly work-outs. Actually work out until fatigue makes ya quit, not skin pain! Good luck. [ 09-03-2002, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]

How were they rude? I've never had a bad experience while at Feathered Friends, although I've hardly met everyone there. Most seem to be very friendly and cool, including my friends Tracy, Todd, and Jeff. Who was it you had a problem with, and what was the problem?

quote: Originally posted by Retrosaurus: Everything in the Omak area is on Colville Indian Tribal lands and is privately owned. Access is tenuous at best. Please don't go blundering around there and f* things up for the few locals that have acquired permission. Actually, this is not technically true, since the best bouldering is indeed on private land, yet not under Native control. A local climber purchased the prime bouldering area, and wonderful it is, but access is limited, and requests have been made to keep the location off the public airwaves. Sorry for this lack of disclosure. I think that there has been development on the canadian side, though. Ask at the climbing shop in Penticton. Good luck.

How 'bout Graham? Has he had any luck with Realization? I heard he was over there trying it again.... It's funny how a V13 barely raises an eyebrow any more. I'd have to agree with Dwayner's Dwaynerness on this one. Who cares if Sharma added a friggin' V13 sit-start to an old problem in Yosemite, although I hardly think it was a news-flash to the degree which Dwayner presented it to be (thedeadpoint.com? com.on!). Sporties are so....Sensitive! And traddies are so....Dumb! And chocolate is sooooo....Sexy!

So I got a new set of power tools! Don't laugh, but I got the Ryobi 18 volt super combo, with a sawzall, drill, circular saw, and spotlight! All for 169, with Home Depot's REI-style guarantee! Let the house remodel begin, hurray! And the basement gym, hurray! Oh, and I also got a new framing hammer, the Blue Max Pro by Vaughan. Also a cat's claw nail puller. And a miter box and saw. And a 6 yd wheel-barrow. And a barbacoa! (That's Spanish for Barbeque!) And I got some other things too. Hurray hurray!!!!!!!!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by AlpineK: "Fuck da police coming straight from the underground...." NWA rules Whiter than white guys that love a group with a name like "Niggers With Attitude" crack me up. Why? Kinda ironic, huh? It seems as though the whole point of a black man co-opting a historically derisive term such as "*" is to render the term meaningless. It's kinda like a big "fuck you" to the racists. Maybe other things , too. In NY, there are Jews who call themselves "Jew Boys". Now if the Jew Boys put out a fucking universal album that speaks to sumpthin in ya, would you make fun of a non-Jew who purchased said album and "loved" it? Or how 'bout The Kikes? I hear they fucking rock! See what I mean? But I think I also understand your apprehension, considering I used to have it too, before I got comfortable hanging out on the streets more, and came to understand the "big picture" a little better. BTW, have you listened to Whitey who raps like a muthafucka? He's got this new joint that busts shit up, man, you know who I'm talking about. Everyone's favorite, M muthafuckin M.

Hey I'm sorry Captain. Just fucking around. My bad. Ever have mornings like that? Peace

I think you should quit drinking. Now.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: MInd your own business butt chocolate No, really.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Wanker you obviously never climbed with me and my padnas. We fucking drink and party all night and puke at the base of our climbs and on route. My best climbs are with hangovers I think you have a drinking problem.

And while you're at it, tell Mtngoat to fix his software. It keeps putting these little * things everywhere. I try to read his dang posts, but every third word has this little * on BOTH SIDES! I've heard the latest LibertarianSpeak Software pack has done away with that, because it was deemed an imposition on the will of fellow internet users. And I say good riddance!