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The banter seems non-stop today. I even had things I needed to do today, but all I'm doing is posting. Will today be a record day? And will Smith be in climbing shape this weekend?

Hey Greg, didn't you know? Everyone is gay.

Just look over your shoulder, and ask trask: "Does this mean I'm gay?"

Just look into trask's eyes, and ask him: "Am I gay?"

The Unambiguously Gay Duo is gay.

Alright, who's toes DIDN'T I step on....? How many avatars are you voting with, unambiguously gay duo?

Damnit, I have lost the lead.... How humiliatin'.

Hey I just gotta say that no matter who wins, you've all put up a good fight. So hey, props to all of you.

Rigged, I tell ya, rigged! We'll let the Supreme Court handle this mess.

Oh god, you guys are SO in denial!

Even Gregw's port!

Hey I know what you prefer, trask. Any port in a storm, though, eh?

Wait, what am I saying....

gregw AND trask? As one (1) option? Have you two become that close?

Alright, gregw, your turn. Now kiss him back.

Hey Jon, fix your UBBCode tag. It's messing with your sig.

And I bet you packed on a few pounds too, didn't ya?

But he also doesn't want a heart attack before he goes on the trip, people. Contrary to commonly-held myths, carrots are quite fattening. If you switch to a diet of carrots, I do believe you will bloat quite nicely, saving yourself a heart-attack in the process.

"Most Indian tribes seem to know the sensibilities of the white population well enough to play them like a harp". I'm sooooo sick of being played like a harp! All the Indians ever do is play us, man. We've been sooooo worked by them, and I'm personally tired tired tired. It's time to get the Indian off the white man's back! Don't you think so, JayB?

Jeesus, people, I have an opinion on this too, you know.

Cool. Seems like a decent choice to me. Props on the FA, by the way.

I bet you could find a '93 with only a 100 grand on it for that price....

No man, don't do it, unless you like getting corn-holed. And if you do, I swear I can get you corn-holed for cheaper than $6,500. That's an expensive corn-holing, which means they better be good. Did you ask them? Do they have experience in the corn-holing business? Ok, here's the deal: I'll corn-hole you for only $3,250. That's a half-price corn-holing. And let me tell you: When I'm corn-holing, corn is flying EVERYwhere, man. There'll be enough corn flying to feed all of Mexico, man. Vicente won't have to suck on GW's dick no more. Shit, I'll erase Nebraska off the US map! Get locked into your futures now, cuz the corn's gonna be flying! And hey, if you're wanting references, check with cptcaveman. I corn-holed him real good, and he loved it!

Dang man. ENFP. What the hell? The questions are so loaded, aren't they? I felt like I was being manipulated into answering a certain way, man. And then only two choices? Shit, I can't DO that, man, no matter WHAT the man says. Gimme more choices, man, more choices. I can't SURVIVE on just two choices, man. BTW, I read someone's comment about astrology. I think decent astrology gives some decent archetypal templates for describing the behavioural tendencies of the peeps, yo. As such, it can be just as accurate, or more so, than any personality test. Hey, but keep in mind, this is just my $.02 here, so don't take it personally, yo?

I don't think he was necessarily fishing for retrosaurus's take, I think he simply meant retrobolting???? Headspace, how hard is this section, and how far behind you is the last bomber pro? Are you sure only a slider would work? Part of the fun of climbing sometimes is figuring out how to get pro in. Think: grit in Britain. There are many different styles of climbing, and I truly truly believe that not all climbs should be made into oversimplified lowest common denominator clip-ups. If you already climbed it in a particular style, why would you want to change it for those that will try in the future? If you're worried about safety, well, climbing is inherently dangerous, and for many, that's part of the appeal! Let others decide if they are up for the challenge. That's my $.02.