sexual_chocolate

Ahh jeesus, Nietzsche's rolling in his grave right now. BTW, the new beaujolais is out, and word is that it's great. "Zee gwapes haf fantasteek concentwation", says Georges Duboeuf, owner of the largest boujolais producer in the world. Bottoms up!

I wanted to be the first to congratulate you, so here goes: Ummm, get a life. Nah, just kidding! Now explain Logarithms and their history, please.

Pope did it three years ago.

I have sort of been enlightened as to the nuances of "chatting". Thanks, Law Goddess.

Busted. It's him.

HI DFA! Are we chatting yet? Oh heaven help me, the edge is so close....

DFA, I'm going for the on-sight. The pressure's on.

Thanks for the clarification, Judge Judy. I'm a little disappointed though; I thought I was chatting. But I gotta say, I thought THIS place was for people without lives!

Are we "chatting" yet?

I just Trasked you, and you didn't even know it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No. Yes. Well, let me think about it for a sec. Yes, he might be. It might be the same Erik Wolfe. But I wouldn't bet my last copy of Royal Robbins' Rockcraft on it, if I were you. Tortoise, hummingbird. Damn.

What's "chatting", please? You just like type messages back and forth back and forth, kinda like here? So, what is this "chatting" thing, huh? And DFA, if you shout any beta while I'm on Churning this weekend, I'll have to Trask you. So, what is this "chatting" business anyways?

Hey, we're Americans. We don't need to be too smart! (Gosh that's sad, isn't it?)

Alright, caveman, where's my PM? I've made fun of you and I STILL haven't gotten my threatening PM!

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round" Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job It's about time we did something constructive with these people We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together- And start another war The President? He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro Napalm People running down the road, skin on fire The Soviets seem up for it: The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun So whadya say? We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America? We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East-we need that oil We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya That man is unreliable. The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know what it looked like So how 'bout it? Look-War is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!? That's excellent. We knew you'd agree The companies will be very pleased. The most vocal right-wing, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-violence, anti-gay, anti-environment guy on the board is quoting the Dead Kennedys. Fucking dumbass! You're probably all for the "new" DKs too, huh? He may be dumb, but at least he's consistent; consistently dumb, that is! [ 11-20-2002, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]

But what about federally mandated fuel efficiency standards, hmmm? I'm tired of you guys evading evading evading the questions.

Hey mtgoat, I'm still wanting to know if you think fuel efficiency standards should be federally mandated, since you seemed to agree with the principle of better fuel efficiency.

"Avulse" is definitely the word of the next two days. Good work.

With the number of holds you got? Tonight. I made my own holds out of wood. Used trim and molding mainly- various sizes- for pinches, crimps, underclings, side-pulls, gastons, etc.. Even drilled out some monos and bidoigts in the larger pieces, and I think the wood lets me climb longer, due to its friendlier texture. Plus it's fun and cheap to make 'em. Couldn't tell from your description how you supported it. Ceiling and rim joists?

Jeezus, buddy, forget the exercises, and check yourself into a hospital already! When I broke my wrist, I started doing movement exercises in the first week. I'd very gently move my hand around inside the cast, just to keep mobility. I also took lots of vitamins, got lots of sleep, and my girlfriend at the time did Reiki on it daily. I got my cast off in 4.5 weeks, and was climbing a week and a half later, after being told I'd have the cast on for 6 to 8 weeks, with a permanent loss of some mobility. So anyways, I'd say do what you can to keep maximum blood-flow to the area, know that you'll recover, and I bet you'll make a quick recovery. Good luck.

Hey, thank you! And you know what makes this so special? I wasn't even gunning for the prize! Right on!

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Well, the multiple birth thing of swine, I've come to witness over and over again, but a pig's vagina is nowhere near as convincing as a sheep's vagina.

EVERYONE knows that a sheep's vagina looks identical to a human vagina. Sheesh. Where ya been?

You're just jealous, cuz sheep vaginas look just like human vaginas.