sexual_chocolate

What's "chatting", please? You just like type messages back and forth back and forth, kinda like here? So, what is this "chatting" thing, huh? And DFA, if you shout any beta while I'm on Churning this weekend, I'll have to Trask you. So, what is this "chatting" business anyways?

Hey, we're Americans. We don't need to be too smart! (Gosh that's sad, isn't it?)

Alright, caveman, where's my PM? I've made fun of you and I STILL haven't gotten my threatening PM!

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round" Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job It's about time we did something constructive with these people We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together- And start another war The President? He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro Napalm People running down the road, skin on fire The Soviets seem up for it: The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun So whadya say? We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America? We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East-we need that oil We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya That man is unreliable. The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know what it looked like So how 'bout it? Look-War is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!? That's excellent. We knew you'd agree The companies will be very pleased. The most vocal right-wing, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-violence, anti-gay, anti-environment guy on the board is quoting the Dead Kennedys. Fucking dumbass! You're probably all for the "new" DKs too, huh? He may be dumb, but at least he's consistent; consistently dumb, that is! [ 11-20-2002, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]

But what about federally mandated fuel efficiency standards, hmmm? I'm tired of you guys evading evading evading the questions.

Hey mtgoat, I'm still wanting to know if you think fuel efficiency standards should be federally mandated, since you seemed to agree with the principle of better fuel efficiency.

"Avulse" is definitely the word of the next two days. Good work.

With the number of holds you got? Tonight. I made my own holds out of wood. Used trim and molding mainly- various sizes- for pinches, crimps, underclings, side-pulls, gastons, etc.. Even drilled out some monos and bidoigts in the larger pieces, and I think the wood lets me climb longer, due to its friendlier texture. Plus it's fun and cheap to make 'em. Couldn't tell from your description how you supported it. Ceiling and rim joists?

Jeezus, buddy, forget the exercises, and check yourself into a hospital already! When I broke my wrist, I started doing movement exercises in the first week. I'd very gently move my hand around inside the cast, just to keep mobility. I also took lots of vitamins, got lots of sleep, and my girlfriend at the time did Reiki on it daily. I got my cast off in 4.5 weeks, and was climbing a week and a half later, after being told I'd have the cast on for 6 to 8 weeks, with a permanent loss of some mobility. So anyways, I'd say do what you can to keep maximum blood-flow to the area, know that you'll recover, and I bet you'll make a quick recovery. Good luck.

Hey, thank you! And you know what makes this so special? I wasn't even gunning for the prize! Right on!

[ 11-20-2002, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]

Well, the multiple birth thing of swine, I've come to witness over and over again, but a pig's vagina is nowhere near as convincing as a sheep's vagina.

EVERYONE knows that a sheep's vagina looks identical to a human vagina. Sheesh. Where ya been?

You're just jealous, cuz sheep vaginas look just like human vaginas.

But wait. A sheep's vagina looks EXACTLY like a human vagina. Just thought I'd point that out, for no particular reason....

quote: Originally posted by Thinker: sorry it's so big GW discovers more evidence of Hussein's nuclear arsenal....

All along they kept telling me size didn't matter. Liars! I feel so....small.

Hey. Bush Sr. wasn't installed, he was elected!

"You certainly don't mind *taking* those tax dollars from religious folks, doing so and then not allowing them to use those same dollars as they see fit, instead of you, is pretty lopsided. You sure don't mind the cash, but by golly if they expect to get what *you* want out of it too, kids educated the way you/they want, it's just radical and unfair. I say your forcing them to pay to support education by your social standards is every bit as arbitrary." Separation of church and state. Nothing arbitrary about this. Those founding fathers sure were smart ones.

Whether or not you addressed said issue really isn't the point, now is it? There are many issues you have addressed, to my dismay and humorous delight. Surprise me sometime by addressing an issue with something approaching intelligence, ok? BTW, I couldn't help myself. I read back over the posts, looking for your "address". Couldn't find it. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to imagine what you'd say; shouldn't be too difficult!

Plus, as any thinking human would quickly figger out, the voucher system would be unconstitutional, since 90% of private schools are faith-based. I don't want my tax dollars paying someone to preach the holy bible (and creationism) to impressionable kids, thank you very much.

Who knows anything about the fellow after reading Krakauer's book? Krakauer was so heavy-handed in his portrayal that it was impossible to glean a clean view of the chap. A strange book, to say the least, reaking of solipsism.

BTW, I don't really think you're irrevelant. No one is irrevelant. My apologies.

A person's cares about environmental issues doesn't preclude air travel! A rather extreme position. If these are the standards you live by, no wonder you're so wound up! Personally, I find it perfectly reasonable to work towards federally mandated fuel efficiency standards (thereby lowering our reliance on a non-renewable energy source) and still travel. I also find it perfectly reasonable to use toilet paper and write letters, while protecting old-growth forests. I also find it perfectly reasonable to call you a silly irrevelant non-sequitir, while still adhering to Buddhist values! I think libertarians sometimes forget, in their zeal for individual rights, the fact that when individual rights are taken too far, our collective rights are abridged.

Hey Mtngoat, you bring up a point I had never thought of-namely, pollution associated with air travel. Do jets have any type of emission controls? Perhaps it's time to start considering this. But, in the meanwhile, any distance traveled involves some compromises, and since jet-travel is the only way to realistically go on any lengthy journey, I'd consider it a necessary evil, whereas an SUV is hardly necessary, usually existing only as a vanity piece. But, you do bring up a point worth considering. You seemed to agree with my point about fuel efficiency standards (I think we can all agree that pollution and its accompanying health effects-along with our reliance on a non-renewable energy source-would be reduced, collectively a good thing (unless one works in the oil biz or health biz.)). Would you suggest a federally mandated standard?