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quote: Originally posted by trask: Hey Jon, I get no respect being a chicken farmer. Hey, I didn't say I don't have any respect for you. I just don't respect you in the morning!

Chicken farmers are dumb, and they smell bad. Plus, they're kinda dumb.

If everyone just carried bazookas, things like this wouldn't happen, IMO.

Jesus H Christ. This is a beer thread. Did you not see the topic, for God's sake? Beer. B-E-E-R. Get it? If you want to start a mixed drink thread, then start a mixed drink thread, ok? Now back off.

Hey. I'll keep this short and sweet: PAGE TOP!

Aha! No more making fun of Mr. Sexual Chocolate! PAGE TOP!

What the hell is wrong with you people? Hasn't anyone heard of Chimay Grand Reserve, or even Cinque Cents? Jeezus people. Or Maudite, for you French Canucks. Trappist monks talk to God. That's why their ale lets YOU talk to God. So pick up some Grand Reserve, and talk to God, all ye who loseth thine moorings.

PAGE TOP!

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Oh you sons of queens and hos motherfuckers HIDE YOUR WIVES!

quote: Originally posted by trask: DFA, what's your disfunction? Your boyfiend cheating on you again? Bwahahaha I am NOT cheating on..... Oops, I mean, PAGE TOP!

Hide your children!

Just walking around, looking for a PAGE TOP!

Sweet Jesus, Mother of God!

I think I'll just grab me a PAGE TOP!

The Residents are coming to town. The Residents are coming to town. Yes, The Residents are coming to town.

quote: Originally posted by chucK: quote:Originally posted by sexual chocolate: "Got a big white X On the top of his car. Racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar." Do I understand this to be a Big Black album?

For $150 a day, you better be AMGA certified or something. I'll teach ya for $125. I've been climbing for 15 years, have climbed 5.12 trad, 5.14 sport, and V10 boulder. If you're interested. PM me. MTWS: The militia is out to get me. Gotta lay low.

"I'm a steel worker, and I, I kill what I eat. I'm a, I'm a brick-layer, and I,I kill what I eat. I'm a hunter-gatherer, and I kill what I eat. Great Big Thing, crawling all over me. Great Big Thing, crawling all over me!"

"Got a big white X On the top of his car. Racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar." [ 10-18-2002, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]

quote: Originally posted by G-spotter: I was a teenage dinosaur Stoned and obsolete I didnt get fucked and i didnt get kissed I got so fucking pissed Repo Man Iggy Pop. You're supposed to let people guess, you fool.

quote: Originally posted by chucK: they say they say things are gonna get better all I know is they f**kin better Ahh, Black Flag, Six Pack. One of my first concerts ever was Black Flag. Henry Rollins scared the shit outta me. [ 10-18-2002, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: sexual chocolate ]

Might not be a fitness problem.... Do both knees hurt equally? Ever had any injuries to the knees? And where is the pain? It might be something you want a doctor to look at.... Or, try a Neddi pot.

Dang, man, tried that corner just left of Iron Horse at Index. Couldn't get to the second bolt! No holds, bad feet, weird gaston hand smears. How am I ever gonna try Amandla if I can't get the first moves? Help! I don't do Bruce Lee very well!

There's a fellow I know who has a "poop pictorial" of fellow climbers. One series shows his partner in the port-a-ledge before, during, and after, complete with full poop bag in hand!