lizard_brain

Non-climbing related book suitable for cc.comers? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Kind of dated, but a good entertaining quick read.

If you build it, they will come.

quote: Originally posted by trask: SPORT CLIMBER: Chalks up, pulls cock out, backs away, puts cock away, rechalks, breathes deep, checks cock, rechalks, reapproaches, goes for it, pisses down leg, blames belayer and poor conditions. SPORT CLIMBER: Drives car into the rest room - right up to the urinal. Places three matresses on the floor behind him. Spends 90 minutes taping and chalking hands. Waits until someone else is watching, then poses while pissing. Stops when noone else is watching. Blames the urinal when he falls.

It's yo' momma.

Q: Why did the skeleton burp? A: He didn't have the guts to fart!

Is this something we're supposed to give a shit about?

I've heard of this. I think it's called "The Mountaineers Intermediate Course".

quote: Originally posted by Steigerman: I use an 8mm rope with 5mm prusiks. If you go bigger on the prussiks you don't get a very good bite on the rope. Same with going smaller on the rope.

If you get impatient and push it now, you'll pay for it later. A couple of weeks now can mean months or years of greater discomfort or even an early retirement from climbing later. But don't listen to me...I'm not a doctor. This information is worth what you paid for it. Listen to your doctor.

Dude, there's just ONE thing missing in those brownies....

Maruchan Ramen at Costco...36 for $3.69

Hi, Bob!

Bob says "Pass dat over here, mon".

fucking double-posts... [ 09-05-2002, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: lizard brain ]

Bob.

quote: Originally posted by mr.radon: I wouldn't do something to imposition a handicaped person. You are. [ 09-05-2002, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: lizard brain ]

Watch out for crowds. And the Lunch Counter sucks. It's often crowded, and dozens of people stay there each week and they all shit and piss somewhere so watch where you bivy.

quote: Originally posted by Stefan: The guy even had a leash on his dog. And he was going to KEEP his dog on the leash the ENTIRE time he was out. Yeah, right. I think you want the Jokes for September thread.

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quote: Originally posted by Stefan: Dogs chasing wildlife? Not with a leash on! Dogs with a leash on in the backcountry?!?!?! BBBWWWWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, GOD, you crack me up! That's great! Jesus! I can't stop laughing!!!

Sport climbing is almost as boring as Dwayner's posts. [ 08-30-2002, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: lizard brain ]

quote: Originally posted by Gary Yngve: South Arete, SEWS becomes a Grade III when you're stuck behind a busload of ... ...Careful... [ 08-28-2002, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: lizard brain ]

I was up there via the Sahale Arm last week. The glacier seemed more like a snowfield than a glacier. I've not been up the Quien Sabe, but I hear that the Sahale Arm is not only easier, but the more scenic of the two. And from my experience there, I'd say I believe it.

When I read the original post, I thought it sounded like "Trad Climber" vs. "Sport Climber".

My favorite UW rock problem is PARKING.