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lizard_brain

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  1. Marsupials do.
  2. Alternate alternate: The horse says it...
  3. :lmao:
  4. thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: i am??? COOL but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs Not at the same time. (I'm not SICK, you know!)
  5. thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo: ...THAT worries me...
  6. thats because you are the best there's ever been i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure.... You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog? :ooo:
  7. I am way better than you were in bed 10 years ago, too! :lmao:
  8. :lmao:
  9. A man walks into his bedroom with a hedgehog under his arm...
  10. Mad cow disease. :eek:
  11. Ohhhhh. I get it now. Much less exciting than I was imagining. Ah. I was thinking Victoria's Secret daisy chain...
  12. What about your name in BIG letters on your helmit?
  13. lizard_brain

    SUSHI

    P.S. QFC - Good sushi to go.
  14. lizard_brain

    SUSHI

    I take sushi on snowshoe and x-c ski trips. Keeps nicely in the cold weather.
  15. Paris' pardon plea laughed out of governor's office: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//articles/0509parisplea-CR.html
  16. it's on aisle #2 What were you doing jackin off on aisle #2? You just answered your own question....
  17. Um, that's not me, that's... Nevermind....
  18. ...Coincidence? 8D 8D 8D
  19. Northwest Neanderthal!
  20. NOW I think we have a winner! All the Mountaineer 10 essentials...check Lack of appropriate elements...check Shorts over Polypro...check Goofy Joyous N00b smile...check Gaiters...check It's all there, Folks. :tup: I'm flattered, it's taken a long time to perfect that look! Mouseshit brown hat, Blue polypro shirt, Khaki shorts over grey polypro ("Mountaineer Elf" look), Red gaiters. Stylin'. Couldn't be more coordinated. Lemme guess - you bought all this stuff on sale?
  21. Don't forget to throw up, too.
  22. I thot spray woz just for when yer bored at werk....
  23. What's a "committed relationship"?
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