lizard_brain

I take sushi on snowshoe and x-c ski trips. Keeps nicely in the cold weather.

Paris' pardon plea laughed out of governor's office: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//articles/0509parisplea-CR.html

it's on aisle #2 What were you doing jackin off on aisle #2? You just answered your own question....

Um, that's not me, that's... Nevermind....

...Coincidence? 8D 8D 8D

Northwest Neanderthal!

NOW I think we have a winner! All the Mountaineer 10 essentials...check Lack of appropriate elements...check Shorts over Polypro...check Goofy Joyous N00b smile...check Gaiters...check It's all there, Folks. :tup: I'm flattered, it's taken a long time to perfect that look! Mouseshit brown hat, Blue polypro shirt, Khaki shorts over grey polypro ("Mountaineer Elf" look), Red gaiters. Stylin'. Couldn't be more coordinated. Lemme guess - you bought all this stuff on sale?

Don't forget to throw up, too.

I thot spray woz just for when yer bored at werk....

What's a "committed relationship"?

My first thought: "What does it taste like?"

I just don't want to hear the words "greasy", "anal" and "depends" in the same sentence again.

That sucks, lizard_brain. Take care of yourself. Have you ever seen a naturopath before? I got hit with a nasty virus sinus thingy and could not afford to be sick due to an event I was scheduled to attend. Cancelling really was not an option so my naturopath had me take these three different things. It was a lot of pills, which I usually avoid, and I can't remember what they were right now, but they worked. I was able to fulfill my obligation and no one had any idea I had been so sick just a couple days prior. Hope you feel better sooner rather than later. Thanks! I just suspect it'll go quickly because it came quickly, and generally when I am in good shape these illnesses don't tend to last too long anyway. My doc just said take it easy and rest, and start running as soon as I feel better, but WAIT until I feel better. He said it should be within 5 or 6 days, normal run. So I hope to be running Saturday!!! :tup:

I just heard of that. Just tried it. I guess zinc (Zicam) is the new stuff. I've gotten some pretty good recs for it.

:cry:

This goddam cold has destroyed my appetite. Fever of 101. Constantly drinking water. I'll waste away a few pounds just from being sick this next couple of days. The diarreah should help a little, too. I hope this is the max. My doc says it should be gone in 5 or 6 days. I sure as shit hope so, because I have a fucking marathon to run in 12 days from now.

A joke is not funny unless it is cruel.

EEeeewwwww.... sickie

A man walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm. His wife is lying in the bed. The man says: "This is the pig I have been fucking behind your back." His wife says: "That's not a pig, it's a goat." The man says: "I wasn't talking to you."

Ah. So that's what "kevbone" means....

Nevermind - just read Archie's post....

I'm sick as shit and I have a marathon 12 days from now! What do I do! I've trained 4 months for this! Now all of a sudden, my sinuses are packed with sticky snot, my head and joints are killing me, I can't sleep, my appetite is all over the map, but it's mostly the sinus thing. AArrrrggghhh....

Prolly 'cause they are using it to wash down a Big Mac and large fries. I read somewhere else recently that 1 regular soft drink (not diet) per day works out to about 10 pounds of weight gain in an average male over a period of about 1 year.

I was just reading in Runner's World that the average American (NOT the average human, that is) gains 1.5 pounds per year after the age of 25.

I hear my stomach rumbling, and I just say that's a sign that I'm losing weight.