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I have some Spackle to putty up your big butt crack, you hoser.

gaper_1- you are a drunk and a letch and I piss on you from great height

[ 04-19-2002, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

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I miss "who's online"

Speaking of lightweight packs...I picked up a Deuter AC25 daypack, 1500 pubic inches. It's cool cause the pack stays away from your back. Air flows freely across my back like an external. First time I've ever had a dry back after a day of humping. Good old German technology. End of shameless plug. PMSports [ 04-19-2002, 07:47 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Well, you'll be seeing far fewer people around here also, as soon as Boeing and Microsoft pull out. Adios Kaliforicators...don't let the door hit ya's in the ass on the way out of the state.

quote: Originally posted by Heinrich: Arrrrgggghhhh NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Trask has fallen to the dark side. . . . No, I've paid all along. Like I said, I don't have the time or energy to fight the system, and my job requires me to keep my nose clean...like it or not. Life's too short to fuck with chicken scratch.

Personally, who needs the hassle? I give them their $30 annual blood money and don't worry about it. I have other shit to worry about.

Pope, that's an old rhyme my old man used to use... that, and "I hope to shit in your messkit". You know, a play on the old "Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick" rhyme. I can't take credit for it. [ 04-18-2002, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

"Us Mountaineers, we have no fears, we do not care for riches...we knock our cocks upon the rocks, us hearty sons-a-bitches".

[ 04-18-2002, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

they're all out chopping bolts and nursing hangovers

Good story! Nice to see that Five-0 can cut some slack now and then.

Heh Will, you still living at the bus station or did you get an apartment? Just curious.

You know, I wouldn't even mind walking up DC with Larson. At least HE doesn't suck like a lot of gapers around here. [ 04-18-2002, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

KY and some poloroids [ 04-18-2002, 07:35 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by Highlander: Dru, it deffinatly was a plus that you showed up when you did or we may have been climbing more dirt and choss. Dan See once again a cc.commer is introduced to me by his real name and I dont find out who it is until a week later! Effective immediately I want all you .commers to go out and tape your cc.com name on your helmet so you can be identified in the field. I'm gonna write "Trask" on mine I'm gonna let you use my name, dru, but I expect you to uphold my principals. As soon as I get some, I'll let you know what they are. [ 04-18-2002, 07:18 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

I'll pass. Your fetishes don't interest me. I'm sure you could book a spot on the Springer show when you get back.

Slackin' bastards all...

I heard it was supposed to clear up for 3 days. But, when was the last time a weather report was right around here?

A small Darrington WA. Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian diagnosed the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said. "I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, you must never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said Ed, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."

I'm up for a brawl, but only if I can wear a helmet and crampons.

that's cool sk, but i hope yur not gonna start quotin' the sierra club creed or sumthin.