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quote: Originally posted by jules: From "themen2": "Grow your size by 2 to 3 inches." ...the herd would stampede.

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?" "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away." The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?" To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

little dick syndrome, no doubt

Good, now shut the hell up about it AO. Go climb yo' mama.

Sparky, I've gotta agree with Son of Caveman. You're a twat. I've read enough of this shit tonight, I'm off to the islands for R&R.

How about Agent Orange? He seems to be a nice, congenial sot.

Shhhhhhhh - Larson's busy enjoying someone else being shit on for a change. Leave the poor pud-pounder alone, bone.

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: I CAN'T RESIST SAYING - THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT. TRASK YOU SHOULD REALY SHOW UP FOR A PUB CLUB - WE NEED MORE GROSS HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the compliment, but I'm always walking a fine line with the censors around here. [Easy there Moderators, just kidding]. Kiss it beotch

quote: Originally posted by agent orange: i really don't give a flying fuck about this anymore. i know what i saw. Easy there bubba, why not have a couple drinks and calm down. It's not the end of the world.

quote: Originally posted by mattp: Trask - Is that a new feature? In the past, I've had to place images on my web page and insert the URL for the image between those tags. I think the reasons for this may have to do with (1) space is limited on the server for web host and (2) allowing users to download files directly may risk virus contamination. Matt No Matt, I believe you're right. Now that I think about it, my method is flawed. Colin, try Matt's idea.

Colin, you should be able to take them directly from a disk and insert here with the method.

quote: Originally posted by allison: Not having a dumbstick is hardly a bad thing, unless of course you are tying to write your name in the snow.[/QB]Spoken by an ice queen if I've ever heard one. Whoever the poor bastard is dating Allison sure as hell ain't gettin' any quality lovin'. Not when she calls our pride and joy a "dumbstick".

Werd up Will - take care

I think it's time for "Pube Club Orgys". Maybe then the bambolas will come out in force.

Steamer, the only fat one relating to you is your fat coil. Sorry, but I'm not into the 'scat' scene. Try the Kali-crowd, aren't they the trendsetters?

quote: Originally posted by MountainMan: It's really too bad this site has been ruined by a few individuals. I don't think I've ever read a single thread where someone doesn't say something adolescent. This could be a really nice site. Cheers to those of you who actually have something intelligent to bring to the table. Shut the hell up, gaper. We like it the way it is. You don't like it, go back to Kali. What a coil.

We can hardly wait, stinky.

Don't be trying to turn the tables now Steamer. Those pictures of you were sent to me by your mother. Actually, you might consider some corn in your diet to 'bulk-up' ... you're looking a little 'loose'.

Not talking about you SK. Jeez, you're a horny little thing aren't you.

Alpine, why don'cha leave me your spurs while you're gone. There's a little filly I know that I'd like to break this weekend.

Is that really your MO, Steamer. Just a unhappy child locked away in your own little dream world, masterbating till you're blind?

If you had a pussy I might tell you.

Manipulator

You're quite the little slut aren't you SK? First Son of Caveman, now Steamer. Who's next? Get in line boys- The train's in town!

Looks to me like she's sucking you into her web, Mr. Fragrant.