allthumbs

i'm afraid of mt. si scot'terx tells me it's overrun with cougars

fuckin' A get a boat bootie luv boats the crabbin' is good this summer

I'm thinking about giving up the mountains for awhile anyway. I have a new hobby. Blow me veggie, you knob goblin. [ 07-01-2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: The list is only the trailheads in the Mt Baker - Snoqualmie NP. There are a ton of other fee places outside of that one. if i wanted to talk to an asshole like you veggie, i would've farted jus' kiddin i'm only concerned with my own stompin' grounds. do yur own research then for where you go [ 07-01-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

the forest services' answer

forest pass trailheads and shit i guess any parking place not on this list is free? [ 07-01-2002, 08:39 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

two things dave- just say no to drugs & go easy on the self abuse

I wonder where the mother bear is

dennis, tell your girlfriend to quit calling me

why don't you leave your fleshlite at home, dennis

use your smegma horsecock for bait and have em' follow you outta da house

Dennis, like I said earlier, I'm not into the gaywad scene. I'm also not into goats, sheep, cows, or any other four legged critters. I like women, although lately I've been on a dry run. If you're taking donations for me, I say, "bring it on!" I promise to use it for therapeutical purposes only...table dances and Korean massage (by the two-legged female persuasion). If you're ever up my way stop over and we can do some diving in Puget Sound (San Juans are sweet). The Abalone is awesome. trask

thanks alot for the scoop all i'll follow up on it trask

SK, I thought you didn't want to see any nudity. Change of heart? Time for some "morning thunder"?

A man goes to his doctor and says. " Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday, and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know, 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I’ll give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out." The man agrees. Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answers, "Nobody showed up!"

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: [Help Trask Get A Life Foundation.] If we all pitch in we can afford to send him to a good therapeutic massager up on Capitol Hill. Dennis Dennis, would this be CPB, the very same demented therapist you've been spotted frequenting on your anal sexual forays? Not into that scene dude. I'm straight.

As always, I'm sorry to hear news like this. Condolences to the families.

I realize we talked about knees last week, but I have one more thing to say about the subject. This last year or so my knees throb and hurt like hell by the time I get back to the car. I finally talked to a doctor that hikes and does some limited climbing and he suggested that I try the following recipe for a few trips before I either quit hiking altogether, or consider more drastic measures -- under the knife, for instance. His advice was to start taking 600mg. of Ibuprofen three times per day for 3-4 days before I go hiking. This evidently will really get it going through my blood stream. If this doesn't work, then he said to come see him for the x-rays. I'll try it anyway. If it works, it sure beats the alternatives. trask

put it back in your pant, carter the women around here are spoken for, biatch

gnarly dude for sure

remember not to eat the wrong horsecock or you might end up like this poor sot

horsecock can also be a moneymaker

horsecock (pepperoni) and cheese pizza for lunch washed down with an old tyme barg's rootbeer and a babyruth ice cream bar fart [ 06-27-2002, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

btw in my horny defense i notice others around here obsessing about horse cock and gu'y cheese the repulsive game of tongue darts not to mention slitherin' cracks and buttresses all y'all are pervs