It's a proven fact Layton, that dirtbag climbers seldom score with hot chicks. Oh sure, they occasionally manage to drag home a coyote or a hippie chick in need of a crash pad, but on the whole, forgetaboutit. So you're right in your analysis. Some lucky non-climber dudes may have a legit shot at the climbing hotties in their inebriated state. Guess what? I know where they're going, and I'll be there.