allthumbs

I was in Hagen's to pick up some milk and bread. I couldn't help but notice that of the 45 or so people in the store fully 1/3 of them had a cell phone glued to their ear. They looked like idiots. Then I get to the milk, grab a gallon and before I can push the cart away I am suddenly surrounded by the Stepford wives and their gay caballero. I swear all five of them had cell phones to their ears!! I could not get out. They just stood there talking on their phones. I lost it. "Hang up your god damned cell phones and get the hell out of my way. Do you people have ANY idea how stupid you look? You look like brainless androids! Is that thing telling you when to breathe?" Two of the five had shocked looks on their faces and hung up and moved. The other three? Just had this android expression on their faces like "What just happened?" The non-cell phone users in the area did a down the cuff chuckle. Then the guy in front of me at the check out line was talking on his cell phone and trying to write a check. I told him to hang up the damn cell phone and write the check because I was tired of him inconveniencing me with his stupid call. And I added, "Trust me, you don't look important. You look like an idiot." It's been a long time since I was that pissed. Poon & Tang knew I was on the war path when I got home. Then I told them what happened and Tang said, "Well you better be glad one of those idiots wasn't out in the parking lot with a gun waiting for you." What the hell is this world coming to?

that's faglame, Iain

eric = verbal diarrhea

minx

TRASK I WOULDNT EVEN TOUCH THAT NASTY CHICK WITH YOUR DISEASE INFESTED DICK. I see jk must be a good ass fuck ... you're loyal

pillow talk

she turned ya down, eh eric?

women climax while riding duh

... you know who it's for

cunt cunt cunt cunt ... I've been examining the word 'cunt' and for the life of me, I don't find it offensive ... unless it smells. your thoughts?

nice play, Shakespeare!

typically smell like a dirty cunt?

amen brutha

hey loverboy, the potato goes in the front

Be quiet before I nosedive your forehead into the ground like a Cessna in an Al-Qaeda workshop session.

attack a lib and the first thing they say is "you have a point there" Now read Catturd's comment above ... I rest my case.

Pics of Necro's wife nude ... I got 'em, anyone want to see?

the word I'd use is dawg

no

"One thing I acknowledge about the right is that they're much better haters than liberals are. Your basic liberal – milk of human kindness flowing through every vein, and heart bleeding over everyone from the milk-shy Hottentot to the glandular obese – is pretty much a strikeout on the hatred front. Maybe further out on the left you can hit some good righteous anger, but liberals, and I am one, are generally real wusses. Guys like Rush Limbaugh figured that out a long time ago – attack a liberal and the first thing he says is, "You may have a point there." - yep

Molly Ringworm has never done anything for me. I'd fuck her in a drunken stupor but then I'd fuck your sister too.