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  1. allthumbs

    weird

    thought you were getting married, romeo?
  2. holy shit, it's the russian mafia
  3. allthumbs

    weird

    bring a jug, a gun, a rubber and a digital camera
  4. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’d swear I saw a TV documentary on John Belushi and the making of the movie “Animal House”, showing John chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels.
  5. as Pope would say, "hug me upside down"
  6. Can you imagine the stench of Rosie's fat, skanky twat?
  7. It's bedtime at Neverland when the Big Hand takes the Little Hand.
  8. Overheard at Neverland: MJ - "I feel like a young boy today !!" MJ - "Anyone seen any around !!
  9. Nobody gets banned anymore now that eric the tool turned in his badge.
  10. Hey motherfucker, don't be harshin' on my pal Fairweather. He speaks the truth. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs.
  11. You'll cry like a baby on the receiving end of my pin-point Delta Muay Thai kicks. Just remember this comrade, when danger bites you in the ass, you'll have NO WARNING.
  12. When I see you at the next anti-American rally, I'm going to deliver a nerve strike that will short-circuit your pea brain. I'll destroy your ability to fight with motor dysfunction destruction. I'll disrupt your nerve pathways, and take you out before you can scream.
  13. now it's money laundering he's being investigated for. fucker probably ought to do time. he'll buy his way out though; the rich american's way
  14. Paul, you are an incalculably gruesome lackey and a hopeless, stench-emitting sub-literate simpleton cock sucker.
  15. I was talking to a friend the other day, who'd watched a TV interview with Rosie and some other news crack. Evidently Rosie was talking about her family and in particular, as she put it, "her wife". WTF ??? I'm sorry, but I just can't stomach this gay/lesbian marriage shit. It's just wrong in so many ways. Make your homophobe jokes and shit, I don't care.
  16. Because I know the truth, that you're an Arabic sympathizing bastard, I tell you this, Necro - "Elif air ab tizak". ...for us good Americans, that means "a thousand dicks in your ass"
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