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You know boys, I've looked at my share of porn on the net and other places and I've seen my share of penis's. I've looked at 'em and studied 'em, but for the life of me they don't make my pecker rise. I'm afraid I'm not a fag, and I'm destined to fuck women. Oh well.

ah yes, and those long muscular legs and that big penis makes me all warm and fuzzy

damn, that's deep but thanks

fukin A douche, give me the enchilada wrapped in pickle sauce shoved in and out the donkey's ass until it can't cum anymore

that's fugly

with cracked's avatar? is that the pink, or what? it's gross whatever it is.

hey felcher, I take it where I can get it

There's only ONE correct answer you douche-bags ... SEX DRIVES THIS WORLD ... you're foolish to believe otherwise.

herms are cool - dey gots all da toys

I guess you're right. I'll save it for my most special self-abuse sessions.

you mind if I post the ones we took this summer?

Shelly, it's time you post some naked pictures of your fine self.

fuck her she shares me

Yeah baby, I'd really work the old meat whistle ... in an' out an' in an' out ...

Actually, I'd like to slide the boner to Shelly.

go back to sleep, Sisu we'll wake you when class is over

Sisu in the 10 item grocery line ... ... who wouldn't shudder?

yes, it's painfully obvious

speakin of cd's and dvd's, some wank told me they're on the way out and the new video/audio technology is some fuckin chip or some shit. do we all have to start over ONCE AGAIN ??

No, but depending on the size of your digs, you might be faced with the dilemma of 'too much shit'.

Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going? The blonde answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark".

I'm tellin' y'all, this cell phone abuse is fucked up

another day at the salt mine