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  1. lurkers are pussys with no balls afraid someone might call them fucktards, or shit weasels, or some crap like that. I'm always nice to newbies, bring it on skanks and wanks!!!!@
  2. I disagree Veggie, I've found most attorneys to be argumentative and humorless. Other than Matlock, most are also unimaginative and condescending. I was wrong once last year though...what say, counselor?
  3. For fun, I like to wax my GF's butt hairs...Rrrrrriiiipppp!!!! YeeHaw!!!
  4. "what is this 'trolling'?...I've heard of it..."
  5. My GF likes the stubble burn. Makes her chin and cheeks nice and rosie.
  6. I like to shave my balls.
  7. Don't be surprised in the coming months to see the Bush administration pushing for a renewal of the assault weapons ban by promoting it as an effective tool in our fight against terrorism. After all, such a ban would make it easier for law enforcement officers to break up terrorist organizations here in the United States. Like most federal laws, the assault weapons ban was originally passed with the assumption that Americans are willing to sacrifice liberty for safety. This, of course, has been historically a safe assumption on the part of our elected officials in Washington. But Bush's position on the assault weapons ban may very well come back to haunt him when he seeks to reconnect with his conservative base in 2004.
  8. Certain chicks claim to like shaved heads, but then certain chicks claim to prefer quality to quantity. I call bullshit. Can't help ya dude, I have a full head of hair.
  9. Nupe...on the urinal head-stuffing team. You?
  10. Nah, just another skinny, pasty-faced blond with a shaved snatch and acne on her ass. Dime'a dozen, brah.
  11. From your posts I've gathered that you're just a major shithead.
  12. Tough shit Narcro, I'm sure Larry could give a flying fuck what a Nazi like you thinks. Blow me, beyotch.
  13. And you know this how?
  14. that's one fugly snatch
  15. allthumbs

    Flat or Threaded?

    well duh
  16. I used to get all worked up by statements fucktard Negro and fartknocker FDA/Iain make, but now I just don't give a shit. Why? Because both of those tools are so fucking pathetic and 'out there' that no one could possibly take them serious.
  17. Harley's street banshee my neighbor has one
  18. give it up krueger you fucking suck and lost go find another victim
  19. allthumbs

    for minx

    I wear boxers and 501's, but you fags wear whatever makes ya 'feel like a woman'. hahaha
  20. that all you got, pustule? Naw, but that's all I'm wasting on you. I appreciate that.
  21. that all you got, pustule?
  22. The Army Corps of Engineers is "likely" to cancel the no-bid contract extension granted a week ago to Halliburton for delivery of oil-related services amid allegations that Halliburton is overcharging the federal government to import oil into Iraq. The decision to revisit the contract extension comes in part due to the assertions from inside the Pentagon that Halliburton's price for imported gasoline was "at least double what it should be." the story …can’t have the VP in jail, now can we?
  23. allthumbs

    Yoga

    minx just wants to bang a new instructor
  24. Catturd, as it's the Happy Holiday season, may the Dove of Peace shit in your mouth.
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