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allthumbs

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  1. It's a proven fact Layton, that dirtbag climbers seldom score with hot chicks. Oh sure, they occasionally manage to drag home a coyote or a hippie chick in need of a crash pad, but on the whole, forgetaboutit. So you're right in your analysis. Some lucky non-climber dudes may have a legit shot at the climbing hotties in their inebriated state. Guess what? I know where they're going, and I'll be there.
  2. Mold isn't much of a return on your investment. Damn, and to think I just missed out on the 401K fiasco.
  3. I don't, but then I don't trust anybody. Anyone stupid enough to trust fuckers like Ballmer deserve what they get. My money is buried in the backyard.
  4. Hey fuckstick, that dude's rich...what's your claim to fame?
  5. I hate you all and I especially hate Jon 'cause he's a butt pirate ... and they suck - arrgh!!!!
  6. allthumbs

    Life sucks!

    bummer sisu ... I have the trots today, does that count?
  7. ... what's a girl to do?
  8. nice seahawk half-time lead - time for a quickie with my girl and back to the game
  9. I ran into a female sas. up at rainy pass. she gave me the best blow job i've ever had. i was too scared to say no.
  10. Oilyclitoris - Stop singing like a witless Eunuch while rubbing Rogaine on your swollen manboobs in the hope of growing some chest hair and come away from that window you are wiggling your ass out thinking some passing stranger will grope it for the first sexual experience of your worthless life, and get over here so I can force-feed you a generous helping of Shut The Fuck Up, beyotch...
  11. The Read Check this out when you have some time.
  12. Or, you can get a life you gumby.
  13. allthumbs

    lame

    I'm all for streamlining government, but it almost sounds like they could have paid the salaries of the Forest Service employees for another 50 years on what they spent in studies. Typical mismanagement of taxpayer's funds. More Pork.
  14. June say, "My, Ward, you were hard on the Beave last night."
  15. I'd rather call him, Ward
  16. fuk u dfa/ian douche, my speling is gooder tahn yurs anyways, pincil dik.
  17. get jobs that provide insurance, buttlickers
  18. put rat poison in their water
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