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TLG, when I talked to you in the store you were coming on to me. You're not shy.

Yeah, wear something sexy.

how bout' some lap dances at sugars

You gotta girl now doncha? I knew it. Happens every time. Neutered bwahahaha Hey Cavey, I got one for ya... A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce Attorney: "May I help you Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays." Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning." Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?" Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce."

I'm not talking about that. You've just mellowed out so much. Are you okay? Can I bring you some chicken soup or something?

Caveman, how come you've become so nice lately? Eat shit.

yeah, it's some kind of flat white shit with a slathering of milktoast bbq sauce. i should know better, but was in a hurry.

that's the animal

Hey, I had McDonald's BBQ sandwich today. It gave me the trots. But interacting with the 400 lb. gorilla chick with the 4 white chin whiskers was the highlight of my lunch....bleackkkk

varoom, varoom, varoom

If you don't want taxes, vote Republican.

But Matt, music and pornography is my life. Got any nude pictures of your girlfiends above the visor?

you did what with Rupaul?

Now Flash, don't force me to do a search from yesterday, but you accused me of the very same behavior. Isn't this a double standard? Align your party, son.

But what about that goddamn speaker?

Not me. Greg's the gunslinger, I'm the lover. I really do believe the situation will be okay in time. Now go fuck yourself shitstick.

Jeez Flash, lighten up on the nasty stuff already...kids might be lurking. Try to be civil, okay?

That's the one Obi Wan. Watch Hannidy and Coombs on Fox and get the real story.

I have faith that the Korean mess will be defused diplomatically, and with China's help. Let's hope so.

I ate at the Y once.

Holy shit. Busted

matt, a judge should know better and also but scrupulously clean. simple as that. btw: i understand he has to pony up $100,000 to cover the tree damage, and something like $30,000 to some other wank outfit. pretty expensive pruning job. hehehehe

Well j_b, you obviously have it all figured out. Why don't you run for President?

brokers

necro = moron