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    etiquette

    does 'shit-for-brains' come to mind?
  2. Speaking of fat - know how to make 5 lbs. of fat look good?
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    etiquette

    doh, that's gonna leave a mark
  4. Yep, my point exactly. I asked Kurt to cut for me awhile back but he wasn't interested. I'm paying Brand X $2000.00 to remove these two trees, granted, in 16 inch chunks, but really no huge problem. Not only that but I'm floating the branches out so there's not even any cleanup. Sorry Kurt, I offered.
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    etiquette

    My advice is to run the fuckers over. If they're lounging in the road they get what's coming to em'.
  6. The two trees in question are about 2 feet from my living room. When we get gusts of 90 mph blowing directly in from the Bay, it scares the shit outta me. Also, the Eagles sit up in these trees looking for a meal in the water...problem is, the bastards shit all over my deck. You think goose shit is bad? So the enviro-wacko neighbors are screaming bloody murder that I want to take the trees out. I was nice like Ray Borbon and told them to fucking mind their own business or suffer the consequences. And that's that.
  7. Icegurl, I'm not saying George was directly responsible. What I wanted to impress on the libs. around here, was that George didn't veto or nix these bills. He went with the flow, you might say. Now that's a far cry from calling him an enviro-disaster pres.
  8. I see your point Catshit. Your's is a frustrating situation. I'm having two large fir trees taken off my property this coming Monday. Fuck the permits.
  9. Morning Veggie, you Bullish Bastard.
  10. * Alaska Wolves Gain Protection * The Alaska Board of Game voted in October to provide increased protection to Denali National Park's Toklat and Margaret wolf packs --the two most viewed wolf packs in the world. After NPCA's Alaska office delivered thousands of your messages and urged protection for these wolves, the board voted to make permanent a temporary no-wolf-hunting buffer zone adjacent to the park and approved the creation of a buffer zone to protect the Margaret wolves on state land adjacent to Denali. * Big Cypress Protected * The threat of miles of new roads, thousands of dynamite charges, and drilling for oil and gas landed Big Cypress National Preserve on our 2002 list of America's Ten Most Endangered Parks. In May, the Bush Administration promised to protect the park from drilling by buying out the mineral rights from Collier Resources. * Buffalo National River Saved from Dam * In response to a lawsuit filed by NPCA and other environmental groups, the Army Corps of Engineers recently revoked a permit for construction of a dam on a tributary of the Buffalo National River in Arkansas, one of the few remaining unpolluted, free-flowing rivers in the lower 48 states. Setting a major precedent in river protection, this decision means that the National Park Service must concur with the Corps before a permit can be approved for dam construction that would directly impact park waters, including the tributaries of any river protected by Section 7 of the Wild and Scenic Rivers Act. * Channel Islands, You Are Surrounded * Twenty-five percent of waters immediately surrounding Channel Islands National Seashore -- 175 square miles -- were declared off limits to fishing and protected from other activities. This action creates the largest marine reserve area off the continental United States and should boost fishing in nearby waters. * Civil War Battlefields to be Preserved * In December, the president signed the Civil War Battlefield Preservation Act, authorizing $50 million for the preservation of endangered Civil War battlefields outside the National Park System. The president also signed into law Cedar Creek and Belle Grove National Historical Park, Virginia, the 387th unit of the park system. A turning point in the Civil War, the battle fought there in 1864 broke the back of the Confederacy in the Shenandoah Valley. * Glacier's Sister Park Expanded * In October, Canada's prime minister announced plans to expand Waterton Lakes National Park, which lies immediately north of Montana's Glacier National Park. These parks comprise the Waterton-Glacier International Peace Park and are famous for their stunning mountain scenery, spectacular lakes, and world-class wildlife habitat. The prime minister also announced the creation of 10 national parks and five marine conservation areas over the next several years. * Grand Canyon's Quiet Skies Restored * After years of hard work and vigorous action by park activists, a panel of judges ordered the Federal Aviation Administration to write more stringent rules for restoring natural quiet to Arizona's Grand Canyon National Park. A rapidly eroding resource, natural soundscapes allow visitors to experience the sounds of nature. * Historic Farm Saved from Development, Added to Harpers Ferry * The National Park Service announced in October that the 99-acre Murphy Farm, threatened with development for housing, will be added to Harpers Ferry National Historical Park, which spans Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland. Adjacent to the park, the farm was the site of a Civil War battle, an abolitionist's temporary fort, and a meeting held by civil rights leader W. E. B. Du Bois. * Jet Skis Banned * On Earth Day, April 22, the Park Service announced permanent bans on personal watercraft (PWCs) in five parks: Cape Cod and Cumberland Island national seashores, Delaware Water Gap and Whiskeytown-Shasta-Trinity national recreation areas, and Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore. You sent more than 20,000 letters this year to urge the Park Service to ban PWCs from parks, where they are clearly inappropriate. * Mojave Saved from Water Project * Mojave National Preserve and four Bureau of Land Management wilderness areas were saved from a deeply flawed water project. The project, which would have caused water shortages and dust storms, threatened the Mojave Desert's fragile ecosystem, home to desert bighorn sheep and desert tortoises. * National Historical Park Expanded * Tumacacori National Historical Park in Arizona awaits just the president's signature before it can be increased sevenfold, adding 310 acres. This southern Arizona park encompasses the abandoned ruins of three ancient Spanish colonial missions. Two of the missions were established in 1691, making them the oldest missions in Arizona. Historic events at Tumacacori illustrate how different people interacted and ultimately learned to live together, and the park's preservation honors America's cultural and ethnic diversity. Yep, he sure is anti-earth isn't he?
  11. I'll second Cavey's motion. Jb, you're a moron.
  12. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
  13. "I plan to work in a cemetery," Tom plotted gravely.
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    Bolt Clipper

    I clip all bolts i see...even the bolts at Home Depot
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    The Game

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. “I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
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    Spray = ?

    Tis true Tex. Spray is a good place to talk about anything. The people that frequent this board are actually smarter and more fun to communicate with than most others. Say what you want about dirtbag climbers but I think you're all a pretty fun bunch.
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    Free Press

    Simple- Liberal = Left of center Conservative = Right of center What's so damn hard to understand?
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    Free Press

    If you're talking about guns, forget it. Never the twain shall meet. The gun folks have tried many, many times. It falls on deaf ears. This thread isn't about guns anway, so let's not go there again this winter.
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