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  1. You should spank your 10 avatars. Holy shit, how'd you get up to 8100 posts you lush?
  2. or hot buttered .......
  3. With all the dirtbags around here, who actually pays for the beer?
  4. Either does she
  5. That beotch! Can't trust anybody these days.
  6. Don't know the feeling. Always been the life of the party. That's one reason I don't show up .... I party too hard and end up in jail half the time. No more of that shit for this child.
  7. TLG, when I talked to you in the store you were coming on to me. You're not shy.
  8. Yeah, wear something sexy.
  9. how bout' some lap dances at sugars
  10. You gotta girl now doncha? I knew it. Happens every time. Neutered bwahahaha Hey Cavey, I got one for ya... A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce Attorney: "May I help you Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays." Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning." Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?" Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce."
  11. I'm not talking about that. You've just mellowed out so much. Are you okay? Can I bring you some chicken soup or something?
  12. Caveman, how come you've become so nice lately? Eat shit.
  13. yeah, it's some kind of flat white shit with a slathering of milktoast bbq sauce. i should know better, but was in a hurry.
  14. that's the animal
  15. Hey, I had McDonald's BBQ sandwich today. It gave me the trots. But interacting with the 400 lb. gorilla chick with the 4 white chin whiskers was the highlight of my lunch....bleackkkk
  16. varoom, varoom, varoom
  17. If you don't want taxes, vote Republican.
  18. you did what with Rupaul?
  19. Now Flash, don't force me to do a search from yesterday, but you accused me of the very same behavior. Isn't this a double standard? Align your party, son.
  20. allthumbs

    Kim Jong Il

    Not me. Greg's the gunslinger, I'm the lover. I really do believe the situation will be okay in time. Now go fuck yourself shitstick.
  21. Jeez Flash, lighten up on the nasty stuff already...kids might be lurking. Try to be civil, okay?
  22. That's the one Obi Wan. Watch Hannidy and Coombs on Fox and get the real story.
  23. allthumbs

    Kim Jong Il

    I have faith that the Korean mess will be defused diplomatically, and with China's help. Let's hope so.
  24. I ate at the Y once.
  25. Holy shit. Busted
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