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Jeez, whata puckerass

now yur loggin'

eat shit. real men drink jack black

Hey, everybody meet me at my place...DFA, you bring the wine.

ouch

what is this shit? pick on trask day? you know my ankle bracelet won't allow me to leave the house.

I don't need no daimond ring. I don't need no cadilac car. Just want to drink my ripple wine. Down in the lighting bar.

you bringing money this time?

yep, my two young kids dug it

did you guys see the jackass video where the dude in a jockstrap ate 14 laxatives and went running down a busy street shitting himself? f'in' hilarious - reminded me of DFA and Sexual Chlamydia

I just gave you 1/2 a star

I smelled those f'ers all the way to Seattle.

My bad Excuse me but I generally stay in Spray, I'll rephrase. (see above) peace

thanks thinker - great info

Mrs. Robinson

My blond girlfriend and I were having a big argument at breakfast one morning. "You aren't so good in bed either!" I hollered at her bony ass before I left for work. By midmoring, I decided I'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, she finally picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion."

When I arrived at Frontier Ford to pick up my new truck, I was told the keys had been locked in it. I went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know – I already got that side."

No shit SK. I worked with a lady that plugged her powerstrip back into itself. She couldn't figure out why she had no juice. A brunette too.

Just looking at Johannesburg scares ME

Hahahaha, yeah then guess what happened flying home from the Rose Bowl? I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Doh!

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

I'm in Ontario. Will someone come get me? I don't want to drive home.

anybody know any good polock jokes?

well hell son, start by sucking her toes and see where it leads