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stabler rules

1st round goes to Muffy

Scarlett --> <--Muffy

The true cedars (Cedrus, a Pine family genus) are much planted in Northwest cities; they are three species native to Lebanon, Israel, and the Atlas and Himalaya Mountains. Each of our "false" cedars represents a Pacific Rim genus with other species in Northeast Asia.

I don't know about you choads, but I'm ready for summer. Layin' on the beach with a cold one...woohoo

Prom? I want to go to the prom. When is it this year? Which one of you lucky ladies wants to accompany me?

horse shit dorothy

No

fuck farmed salmon. the shit's mushy and nasty and looks like ass.

That's a ridiculous statement.

Hi Beck

Allison, whenever I respond to one of your dumbass posts, I get banned. Lately I've been avoiding you completely, and suggest you do the same by NOT responding to my posts, or provoking me. Just pretend I don't exist as that's the way I feel about you. K?

Josh, we're all entitled to our opinion. Unfortunately yours is fucking nuts.

agree with bp. c'mon you mtn. mashers, post dem trs.

ERIK, FOR QUITTING

fuck, i've noticed the same thing. it's all about politics and the debate team now. there's no excuse for me, so I won't conjure one up. Someone shoot me...it's too boring round here.

The devil went down to Georgia He was looking for some dope to smoke He was in a bind cause he wasn’t high And he was achin’ to take a toke When he came across this young man Smoking on a bowl and getting it hot And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump And said, "Boy" let me tell you what I guess you didn't know it But I'm a dope smoker too And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you Now you toke a pretty good bowl, boy But give the devil his due I bet a bong of hash against your stash that says I’ll get higher than you The boy said "My name's Johnny And I may be a dick But I'll betcha that I can get twice as high and probably twice as quick Johnny get the resin from your bowl And fill that baby up Cause the narcs broke loose in Georgia And the devil deals in drugs And if you win You get this shiny bong filled with hash But if you lose, the devil gets your stash The devil pulled his pipe from his pocket And he said "I'll start this show" And fire flew from his disposable bic As he lighted up his bowl And he put that stem up to his lips And he took an evil “whiff” Then a band of junkies joined in And it sounded something like this (coughing, wheezing) When the devil finished Johnny said Well you're, pretty good old son But hand me over that pipe right there And let me show you how it's done round and round and smoke that weed Gotta get fucked up, yes indeed reachin’ in the bag and pickin’ out seeds Gotta get enough to fill my needs The devil bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that golden bong On the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said "Devil just come on back If you ever want to get high again Cause I told you once, you son of bitch I'm the biggest “head” that's ever been"

Only if you'll gum me nuts after class, sailor.

Erik S., your surname means "one who blows camels" in Arabic!

Erik, we all pray that you will be trampled to death by a herd of bargain-hunting fat ladies at a winter sale, you spawn from a whore's rectum.

May you see the fruit of your loins rot, you syphilitic spawn of Satan.