allthumbs

Who the fuck are you? You screw'd on a nos powered peg-leg and walked the rainbow plank into here only to setup an ezmacro refresh option on your f12 key, and reveal to the public your bleeding overstretched Wonka chocolate factory in 100x100 fashion below your name. As flies gather on a steaming pile of South African baboon dung, the most worthless of gimps put on a pair of tubesocks and powerslid into the Brawl-Hall once attracted by the likes of Freud and ladr posing outside the doors in nothing but tied off White Snake wifebeaters, Ishtar sashes, and some open toe gucci sandals sucking on sour apple ring pops. You're about as hip as Rick Moranis in a velor Sean John jumpsuit munching on a stick of fruity mentos. You're not hardcore. You wouldn't know hardcore if a Polar Bear unloaded frozen prune sized pellets of shit onto your outstretched phallic indented palm while Hank the Angry Dwarf, and Beetlejuice rode Paris Hilton like a anorexic bronco bull. The next time you open that cock cave you call mouth should be to have Ballpark footlongs foot-fed to you through your gap tooth by Air Jordan himself in fishnets while you spit shine his 96' championship toe ring. be gone.

comin' from a gorbellied weather-bitten scut

minx, perhaps you have bitten off more than you can chew I suggest you sit back and mature you'll 'get it' eventually

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which lube for whackin?

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/jeffjacoby/jj20040105.shtml Democrat - Republican? What's the difference? They're all crooks. They get socialized medicine, a great retirement package and now they vote themselves another pay raise. COCK SUCKERS!!!

Here's a popular sport I'm looking forward to participating in...

sounds like we need 'fruit-sniffing dawgs' at the Kali border yukity yukity yuk OMG WTF

When asleep I have a perpetual woodie that's straighter and harder than a honeymoon dick. WTF !!! OMG !!!

We have to start somewhere; fingerprints and photo ID's at least provide the fuzz a method for future identification. If an American has a clean record and blows some shit up, WTF, well I guess he'll either be dead, or if not, fingerprinted at that point. Jesus Christ, some method of securing our borders HAS to happen. Either that or arm us all with AK47's and go back to the Wild West mentality.

In my opinion, the only folks opposed to this non-American fingerprinting idea would be those with something to hide. If they don't want to be fingerprinted I don't want them in my country.

It's about fucking time we start securing our borders. Get used to shit like this Iain, it's just the start of a smarter, safer America.

dru admires fidel

I use the piss water beers for cooking.

argh!

I run win2000pro, but use Mozilla's browser and mail. Fuck Gates.

Sorry, I farted.

I GOT TIERD OF MAH HOMA COMPUT3R CRASHNG LOKNG UP FOR NO RAASON SO I DID IT DOWNLOAEDD!!111!1 WTF MANDRAEK (I KNOW ITS A N0B VERSION) FDISK AND NOW IMM LIVIN IN TEH FRE WORLD AND I MUST SAY IT HAS COME A LONG WAY GOD STUF CSPRAY1!!1 OMG LOKS GOD IN MOZILA

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"Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed into as many females as possible." -Marlon Brando

fuck you dave, you shit-scaffled ass cannibal

Judging by your post, you already have it.

Well shit, I figured a diaper-eating rectum ranger like you, would be jizzed and rarin' to go this year.