allthumbs

that wasn't a nice response, you spider-legged ass secretion

Bitches I get no fuckin respect bon appitit

I just ate a double cheeseburger made with Mabton meat. Fuck!!!!! I didn't know until a few minutes ago. I'm gonna fuckin' die.

And just what the hell is that award, a lava lamp? hehehe

Gee. Just what I needed. One more thing on CC that's not suitable for work. ...and we give a shit about your problems, because...??

In the spirit of New Year Awards I would like to put myself and HRoark up for the 2003 Irritating Windbag Prize. Now I suspect I should be a shoe-in, do I need to reel out my credentials over 10 pages? You know I will. Give me the statuette - yes, that's a threat. Happy New Year all.

gnibmilc, yo mama so dumb when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too."

cavey, you're nuttin but a kielbasa-strokin' chronic masturbator.

timm@y, you pearl necklace-wearing cleveland steamer

yo mama so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?'

hardly, ya dog-loving ass bandito

dode-strokin' schmegma

blow me, you panty-sniffin' jizzmopper

this bit of advice brought to us by another divorcée

I've been married. That's all.

I say, "bj's all around"

kick heroin

dork

sour grapes

Klenke, yo mamma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more.

maybe it's your pleasing personality

right below "dru - master of the velvet-gloved reach-around"

klenke, you're a pole-smoking, donkey-raping, asshole-smelling, ass-sucking, puss-chewing, fuck-headed assclown! get to work beyotch!

yeah, I figured you'd say as much

I Googled 'world's smallest penis' and it came up = DRU