texplorer

That was funny.

Greg you forgot to mention that HC is also useful as pro.

Yea, GregW and I just got hammered again before a big climb this weekend. We smoked out at about 10, 11, and 12 thousand feet both on the way up and down. Good thing were aren't one of those NERDS like this guy and that Scoteryx dude. Oh, can I get a shout out for some HORSECOCK! Love Texy [ 07-01-2002, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: texplorer ]

. . . but SK it's not about how much you spray, but how many sprayers you have (choose your level of perverseness) PG done, R laid, XXX horsecocked. -Texplorer

Shasta is the biggest slog I've ever done! At least Xenolith and I redeemed some fun skiing. Ok, I skied and he was a master of the mountain free-heeling some wicked turns from high up.

Dude, lets go to the Boston Basin. I have some friends going up there for the whole 4th weekend.

Sounds like a good idea Dennis but here's another idea. 1)Build a huge damn at the end of the crag/valley/whatever. 2)Divert a small stream into the area and flood the crag 3)Use scuba gear to "climb" the unprotected route underwater. Caution: beware of Nutria (Snafflehounds of the water)

Tell me when the Lab has the ol Lucky Lab Stout on tap and I'll drive up from Hippy town too.

About this time of year I like to partake of the age old chinese tradition of blowing the hell of out ant beds with firecrackers. Kill em all, let god sort out their little segmented bodies.

this is not tex... dennis, call around to find some stuff called "terro". It is harmless to humans and other animals and the ants will circle around it swilling like caveman on his way to a climb. you put it on a little circle of paper and the ants come, drink and then go back to the nest and feed it to the queen. a while later their corpses are stacked up in your walls and you have no worries.

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I hate the f-ing rain. Shasta looks sunny though.. . .

an admirable description, and he shares his horsecock too. Now that is a real man.

Welcome the CC website Jobe, sit back and enjoy the spray. That is our initiating the feeble. If you can take all our shit then you might be able to brave our approaches. Then well let you start spraying about renegade bolters.

Definetely Spray Dennis . . Spray like you've never sprayed before. [ 06-28-2002, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: texplorer ]

Perhaps we need to have a pubclub debolting party? That really pisses me off.

So . . uh h. .. I don't know how to say this. uh I climbed the south side of hood once. What do you guys think about attempting the Willis Wall on Raineer right now? I hear its a bit more challenging and steep. In my ass. . er assessment I estimate that all them rocks and snow cookies will just fly over my head on a steep route. What do you guys think. Also if I have to use my cell to call the rescue on a steep slope maybe the copter won't crash. I'm flyin up from florida tomorrow. Yeeee haaaa

I like how everything under 5.9 is sometimes referred to as an obvious gulley and over 5.9 is mid- 5th class in Beckey's books. Sandbagging is the sign of a true hardman or a wanker so be careful who you are.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: It shows what a looooser in the brain some people truly are Classic!!

Polish sausage is a big step down from Horsecock but is banning the answer. Why can't we all just get along.

go for it! What's the worst that could happen- you could die. My partners don't know it but I climb on a booty spectra sling.

Why not do both. Horsecock with Gu as a condom-ent

I heard they were on a 30+ hour push! Hardcore man . . or should I say Horsecore. Mama when I grow up I wanna be a climber.

I think you'll be ok as long as your shoes don't stretch that much. I have several pairs of shoes for different occasions but my overall shoes are the good ol Moccasym. They are snug but don't curl my toes over so I can get em in cracks.

Who cares, this is a climbing website. Please don't post another line about how you can't find an alpine hooker or how you women can haul all your own crap. The answer is yes there are girls who climb -they are out climbing right now while your sappy ass is on here; some even can carry all their own crap and climb way harder than you.