Dwayner Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Hey Sporto's! When you're done picking the pea-gravel out of your pants from the gym floor where you've been sequence-miming that special "project", consider for a moment the following truism: TRAD CLIMBERS LAND THE BABES! Consider the following evidence: Why? Because we got better stories to tell, we look better because we're aerobically healthy, and our lungs aren't full of chalk so we don't sound like we been smokin' three packs a day for the last twenty years. Uh huh.....!!!! Yes, that is me on the left. (with the red hair). - Dwayner, who knows. Quote
freeclimb9 Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 TRAD CLIMBERS LAND THE BABES! must be the pheromones in the fear sweat. Quote
Bill_Simpkins Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Ever since I started trad climbing I have to fight'em off. Got one for every day of the week. They have to rotate days off when I want to go climb. Quote
Greg_W Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 I hear ya, Simpkins. I bought a Camalot once and before I could get out of the store, three chics had given me their numbers and one checked my pockets for spare change (if you know what I mean ) Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 but why was her hand in your back pocket? (if ya know what i mean) Quote
allison Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 and speaking of posessive pronoun's, Professor, as exceptionally handsome as you are, and as literate, even a lowly website deserves more on thi's front. Do it for the Jewtheran's if for no one else. Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 (edited) Allison, you sure are on the grammer rant today. What has got into you. First your ragging on mattp and now Dwayner. Since when was grammer important to spray? Edited January 14, 2003 by catbirdseat Quote
allthumbs Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Careful what ya say to Allison dude, cause she'll make it her business to blab it all over cc.com, nwhikers, snotty scoty.com, and God knows where else. She's the blabbermouth from hell. Quote
iain Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 There are three commas in the above four-word sentence. An outrage. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 An outrage. That's a nice sentence fragment, you hopeless gaper. Quote
iain Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 I have the poetic spray license to use such a fragment for emphasis. I wager a knob goblin such as youself would trash cummings for punctuation. Quote
Dwayner Posted January 14, 2003 Author Posted January 14, 2003 Dang, Miss Allison...scrapin' hard fer controversy this mornin', ain't we! Grammar-police hits spray? C'mon! Wuzzup wid that? Orthographic constable! - Dwayner, pictured in the middle above, with a trad-lovin' honey on the right, and a sport-climber on the left who's is not only NOT gonna get any attention from the young lady, but he's actually been trying to get an invitation to her apartment so he can check for change under the sofa cushion to help save up for another quick-draw. Yah...that's what that guy's all about. Finding a nickel or dime or two, he'll make some rude excuse to leave (usually something to do with having bad gas), will abruptly leave, and go to the rock gym or some such to look for the next "change-hoarding" target who might have a few coins that can be surreptitiously scrounged before the next gas attack. A schemer with a plan. Another dozen girls and he might have enough quick-draws to ride his bike to that North Bend Shangri-La known as Exit 38...where he'll try to hone in on your girlfriend and snag a toprope on one of the many world-class desperation routes the place is so noted for. Also, note the guys shirt, it matches his spandex tights. My conservative blue smock, on the other hand, is always a favorite with the ladies. In short, the trad climbers land the babes. Sport-climbers have bad gas and meet girls to scrouge sofa-change for quick-draws. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 You se.e.m to be.e. suffering from seve.e.re de.e.lusions of grandeur, e.e.ain, if you think that your textual slummings put you on par with cummings. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 But Dwayner, do you always let them fist you on the first date? You horn-dog, you! Quote
allison Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 My apologies for the grammar ranting. I am working a sort of writing project right now, and it seems to be making me a little tiny bit loopy. I may be working a little bit too hard. As far as Trask's ranting, well, it's personal, inaccurate, and should probably just be ignored. This too shall pass. Quote
ChrisT Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 I think trask is taking a much needed break from the board - that's cool. (i'll apologize in advance for my grammar - it's just plain awful) Quote
ChrisT Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 "Life is messy. Embrace the mess." --Nora Ephron Quote
texplorer Posted January 15, 2003 Posted January 15, 2003 Holy Sporto, When was the last time three women posted on the same thread on cc.com? Maybe there is a God. Quote
Bill_Simpkins Posted January 15, 2003 Posted January 15, 2003 See?! Theres proof about the trad theory! The babes are coming just from the talk! Quote
pope Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 Dwayner said: Dang, Miss Allison...scrapin' hard fer controversy this mornin', ain't we! Grammar-police hits spray? C'mon! Wuzzup wid that? Orthographic constable! - Dwayner, pictured in the middle above, with a trad-lovin' honey on the right, and a sport-climber on the left who's is not only NOT gonna get any attention from the young lady, but he's actually been trying to get an invitation to her apartment so he can check for change under the sofa cushion to help save up for another quick-draw. Yah...that's what that guy's all about. Finding a nickel or dime or two, he'll make some rude excuse to leave (usually something to do with having bad gas), will abruptly leave, and go to the rock gym or some such to look for the next "change-hoarding" target who might have a few coins that can be surreptitiously scrounged before the next gas attack. A schemer with a plan. Another dozen girls and he might have enough quick-draws to ride his bike to that North Bend Shangri-La known as Exit 38...where he'll try to hone in on your girlfriend and snag a toprope on one of the many world-class desperation routes the place is so noted for. Also, note the guys shirt, it matches his spandex tights. My conservative blue smock, on the other hand, is always a favorite with the ladies. In short, the trad climbers land the babes. Sport-climbers have bad gas and meet girls to scrouge sofa-change for quick-draws. This is hilarious. Bring back Dwayner! Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 This rivals the Bronco Andy Rooney resurrection for bringing back dead threads from the grave. Quote
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