Chuck_Norris Posted September 10, 2012 Posted September 10, 2012 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/jude-gene-lebell-confirms-choking-steven-seagal-until-seagal-pooped-himself congrats on crapping yourself. [video:youtube]7ud3pK5Wa90 Quote
akhalteke Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 What's worse than socialism Chuck?!?!? Quote
Stefan Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Can someone explain this to me what they say. They said that 30million evangelical christians stayed home and did not vote, and Obama was elected. Isn't Socialism based on the same philosophies as Christianity? Not perfect, but close. Quote
akhalteke Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Can someone explain this to me what they say. They said that 30million evangelical christians stayed home and did not vote, and Obama was elected. Isn't Socialism based on the same philosophies as Christianity? Not perfect, but close. I would say it is a voluntary, localized socialism, but yeah. This country is fucked with idiots. The zombie apocalypse is well underway; the cause is not a virus, it is idiocy. Quote
keenwesh Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS! how do they keep straight faces for 2 minutes and 15 seconds of that bullshit? Quote
Chuck_Norris Posted September 11, 2012 Author Posted September 11, 2012 I was wrong, it was actually 30 billion Evangelical Christians who stayed at home and did not vote! We need to win this election at all costs, or hell fire will rain down upon the land and Bezzlebub will rise from his lair and defile our virgins with his forked tongue. So you have a clear choice this election: 1. Great Freedom and Country 2. The Firey Pits of Hell Please make the right choice and vote this time. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Can someone explain this to me what they say. They said that 30million evangelical christians stayed home and did not vote, and Obama was elected. Isn't Socialism based on the same philosophies as Christianity? Not perfect, but close. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, etc. It is not the role of gov't to do charity in Christianity - it is the role of individuals. Big difference. Quote
JasonG Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 You can't make that stuff up. The darkness is already upon us! :: Quote
Crux Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Can someone explain this to me what they say. They said that 30million evangelical christians stayed home and did not vote, and Obama was elected. Isn't Socialism based on the same philosophies as Christianity? Not perfect, but close. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, etc. It is not the role of gov't to do charity in Christianity - it is the role of individuals. Big difference. Actually, it has been a role of our government to provide charity from the very start, when George Washington signed laws specific to the needs of the poor, to provide food, shelter, and other services. Contemporary wack jobs state the contrary as truth, but that's all part of how they make shit up and lie a lot. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Can someone explain this to me what they say. They said that 30million evangelical christians stayed home and did not vote, and Obama was elected. Isn't Socialism based on the same philosophies as Christianity? Not perfect, but close. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, etc. It is not the role of gov't to do charity in Christianity - it is the role of individuals. Big difference. Actually, it has been a role of our government to provide charity from the very start, when George Washington signed laws specific to the needs of the poor, to provide food, shelter, and other services. Contemporary wack jobs state the contrary as truth, but that's all part of how they make shit up and lie a lot. Your point has nothing to do with Stefan's claim nor my rebuttal. Quote
ivan Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Actually, it has been a role of our government to provide charity from the very start, my seniors happen to be reciting the preamble today! “We the People of the United States, (1) in Order to form a more perfect Union, (2)establish Justice, (3)insure domestic Tranquility, (4)provide for the common defense, (5)promote the general Welfare, (6) and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.” item 5 can of course be used to justify a good many programs that republicans rail against... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 Actually, it has been a role of our government to provide charity from the very start, my seniors happen to be reciting the preamble today! “We the People of the United States, (1) in Order to form a more perfect Union, (2)establish Justice, (3)insure domestic Tranquility, (4)provide for the common defense, (5)promote the general Welfare, (6) and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.” item 5 can of course be used to justify a good many programs that republicans rail against... And yet they themselves did not institute national health care, or a public school system. Weird! Quote
ivan Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 And yet they themselves did not institute national health care, or a public school system. Weird! historically, the two parties have taken turns being assholes, no, so i'm sure the pendulum will come on swinging back eventually? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 And yet they themselves did not institute national health care, or a public school system. Weird! historically, the two parties have taken turns being assholes, no, so i'm sure the pendulum will come on swinging back eventually? right now they are not "taking turns" Quote
jon Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 This is the epitome of republican fear mongering. The world is going to end. But never say why. I will never tell a Chuck Norris joke again. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 This is the epitome of republican fear mongering. The world is going to end. But never say why. I will never tell a Chuck Norris joke again. yeah, and the fabricated, bogus "war on women" - not fear mongering. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 don't worry bro...intelligent design makes it so all the rape seed is rejected so all is cool. yeah, its not a war on women... its a war on common sense. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 its a war on common sense. kind of like running 1 trillion dollar deficits every year. it will all just "work out" Quote
ivan Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 its a war on common sense. kind of like running 1 trillion dollar deficits every year. it will all just "work out" seems to have worked for reagan! republicans could solve the debt problem right now by simply holding a fundraiser/raffle to allow some lucky member of the party to suck his moldy cock Quote
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 oh! so you have some solutions!!??? tell us all about it. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 its a war on common sense. kind of like running 1 trillion dollar deficits every year. it will all just "work out" seems to have worked for reagan! republicans could solve the debt problem right now by simply holding a fundraiser/raffle to allow some lucky member of the party to suck his moldy cock Does everything you post have to devolve into some sort of fucked up sexual reference? Quote
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 what i don't get is why hasn't Obama fixed the economy yet. he has had 4 years! That should have been plenty of time to fix stuff. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 oh! so you have some solutions!!??? tell us all about it. Spend within our means. Pretty simple Quote
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2012 Posted September 11, 2012 oh! so you have some solutions!!??? tell us all about it. Spend within our means. Pretty simple Wow. If only we had done that for the past 4 years...things would be all fixed by now. Quote
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