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Whats the body temp of a tauntaun?

 

Luke warm!!!

 

 

Sorry, had to.

OK, hadn't heard that one. My kids oughta like it, tho... Edited by sobo
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This can be recycled for most snow event headlines in Seattle:

 

In the book The Shipping News Quoyle's boss is trying to explain the news business to him out on the warf. "Now look at those black clouds on the horizon - what headline can you imagine?". Quoyle stares blankly. His boss continues "Dangerous Storm Threatens Life and Limb". -- "But what if the storm never makes landfall?" asks Quoyle.

 

"DISASTER AVERTED" says the boss and smiles.

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