AlpineK Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Dear Tex, You are just another piece of shit from Texas. In short Fuck off and die Also pagetop motherfucker [ 10-30-2002, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 31, 2002 Author Share Posted October 31, 2002 yes virginia, there is such thing as a troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Maybe I was trolling you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 hey AK is that like the old... "i'm rubber your glue..."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I figure an obnoxious post deserves an obnoxious response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 skiing sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: skiing sucks You suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I was just waiting for K to show up on the freshie bashing topic! If there's anyone who can't stand to see freshies demeaned . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Put it this way to appreciate the lure that is the freshie: any schmuck can learn to iceclimb in a season. Skiing takes years and then you still suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILuvAliens Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 And I'm tired of hearing pussies bitch about what they do and do not like. Get over it. Bring up more climbing topics so we don't have to talk of FRESHIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Teddy Ruxpin was always getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking out of the hut, and dialing the Guides DIN settings WAY LOW, man did he cause some spectacles in the morning!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 The slo-mo powder shots on two planks is so last millenia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 You just gotta point those bad boys downhill and str8tline. Turnings for when shit gets in your way... Don't see too many tele straightliners... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: You just gotta point those bad boys downhill and str8tline. Turnings for when shit gets in your way... Don't see too many tele straightliners... werd. The tele phreaks can be pretentious pricks, too. I don't buy into that puritanal protestant crap that you gotta "earn your turns" as if suffering somehow enhances the overall experience. For some reason the freeheelers do. I guess that's why they've also got hairy girlfriends (if they've got any) in need of deodorant as if overcoming revulsion makes the climax better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 in the morning when they clipped in to generally terrorize the clients with their skiing skills, first turn, POP! and they're headers in the powpow, but did Teddy get a kick out of his days on the haute route... oh that's right, Tex. Skis and mountains don't go togther. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: quote:Originally posted by mikeadam: You just gotta point those bad boys downhill and str8tline. Turnings for when shit gets in your way... Don't see too many tele straightliners... werd. The tele phreaks can be pretentious pricks, too. I don't buy into that puritanal protestant crap that you gotta "earn your turns" as if suffering somehow enhances the overall experience. For some reason the freeheelers do. I guess that's why they've also got hairy girlfriends (if they've got any) in need of deodorant as if overcoming revulsion makes the climax better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Mueller springs back to life as the snow approacheth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by gregm: Is that his nametag on the front of his helmet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 It's the REI price tag so he can return the helmet when he's done using it for the next 4 seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 31, 2002 Author Share Posted October 31, 2002 Aren't pictures amazing when you turn the camera 45 degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaee Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 So, Tex, what you're saying is ski mountaineering isn't worth discussing here because of the ski part. I suppose you're right Have you read Lowell Skoog's trip report on the North Face of Buckner in a day? It's in the rec.climbing archives. I'd say that was a good days work. If skis suck, and walking rules, howabout putting up some cash that says you can do the North Face of Buckner from the trailhead (via Bostin Basin & Sharkfin Col) in 12.5 hrs. Sound fair? Put up or shut-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jaee: So, Tex, what you're saying is ski mountaineering isn't worth discussing here because of the ski part. I suppose you're right Have you read Lowell Skoog's trip report on the North Face of Buckner in a day? It's in the rec.climbing archives. I'd say that was a good days work. If skis suck, and walking rules, howabout putting up some cash that says you can do the North Face of Buckner from the trailhead (via Bostin Basin & Sharkfin Col) in 12.5 hrs. Sound fair? Put up or shut-up I don't think Tex would have any problem with that. Plus I think he's yankin' your chain too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 fuck it...Page Tizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 ah fuck! I suck page tops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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