mr.radon Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 ALL ABOUT GU. This is the best stuff around, Banana Blitz GU. Top 10 reasons: 10) It doesn't freeze period! 9) It tastes great even at high alt. 8) It isn't heavy! 7) Doesn't turn into a tent stake when cold! 6) Doesn't need much water to wash down. 5) No after taste 4) Easy to consume 3) You look cool eating it 2) You can put a bunch in an old tooth paste tube 1) My climbing partner hates the flavor! Anyone know how to get a sponsorship from the makers of GU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 I recall recently getting a little taste of some strawberry GU from a buddy, just enough to moisten my whistle, so to speak. This was out in the woods where food actually tastes better than it is. He said, "what do you think of it?" To which I replied, "ewww, tastes like artificiaaly flavored...spunk." Rather reluctantly, he finished the packet of, well, whatever, and the topic did not come up again. Yucky. Whatever happened to the low- tech ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbb Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 quote: I recall recently getting a little taste of some strawberry GU from a buddy, just enough to moisten my whistle, so to speak. This was out in the woods where food actually tastes better than it is. He said, "what do you think of it?" To which I replied, "ewww, tastes like artificiaaly flavored...spunk." Rather reluctantly, he finished the packet of, well, whatever, and the topic did not come up again. That is so soft porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Oh, my now reading that again in BOLD you are so right. Can't wait to see what a day away from the infernal computer brings to this. Here's to a really minor 80s band that had a thing for sampling and had one great song, the Flying Tigers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseur Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 quote: To which I replied, "ewww, tastes like artificiaaly flavored...spunk."I just heard about a new restaurant that opened downtown and it's supposed to be great. Reservations are had to get but I could probably work that out. Then maybe take in a show after a couple refreshers. What do you say, pick you up Saturday around 8ish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 this one time at church camp i went hiking with this chick, and she took bannana gu and dribbled it all over her face, near the mouth of course, and said "look at me, i'm a porn star" that was one of the best hikes i've ever been on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by allison: He said, "what do you think of it?" To which I replied, "ewww, tastes like artificiaaly flavored...spunk." Proof from the words of a cum guzzler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Who produces "artificiaaly flavored...spunk"? Steroid boinkers, drug addicts, Michael Jackson? And how do you know what it tastes like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Hey Allison, maybe that guy played a little trick on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 good question. Yet I think at least what I understood was that if you took spunk(anyones spunk) and added an artifical flavor to it, say strawberry, than GU would be what you ended up with. do they have sour apple? sour apple can make anything taste good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Is this an experiment in devolution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 PowerGel has caffeine in it (some flavors, anyway), and is thus better than GU. Stick your GU up your poo, foo'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: PowerGel has caffeine in it (some flavors, anyway), and is thus better than GU. Stick your GU up your poo, foo'. GU has caffeine too stupidhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: Is this an experiment in devolution? "Wwe believe in people's right to choose theior own mutations. Neanderthals had bigger brains than we do. Soon everyone will be a potato." - DEVO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.radon Posted September 16, 2002 Author Share Posted September 16, 2002 That's why BB GU is so good, no caffiene! That crap is bad for you. The only people who eat the caffiene laced GU are those that climb routes to tame to keep'em awake!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by allison: I recall recently getting a little taste of some strawberry GU from a buddy, just enough to moisten my whistle, so to speak. This was out in the woods where food actually tastes better than it is. He said, "what do you think of it?" To which I replied, "ewww, tastes like artificiaaly flavored...spunk." Rather reluctantly, he finished the packet of, well, whatever, and the topic did not come up again. Yucky. Whatever happened to the low- tech ? i was going to offer up some trask spunk for you to sample, and also comment on your obvious fondness for said item, but I'm much to courteous and polite to ever say something like that to a lady, so i won't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 who's hairy chest is that? is it allison's? i'm confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 I noticed the hair, too, but I thought somebody was showin' off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.radon Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 Obviously you guys don't eat enough HC. HC puts hair on your chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jon: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: PowerGel has caffeine in it (some flavors, anyway), and is thus better than GU. Stick your GU up your poo, foo'. GU has caffeine too stupidhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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