BigWallBigBallsRocky Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 She has her own website now www.rachelbabkirkexposed.com Quote
icegirl Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 For those you who think guys are the only ones who have it tough in this department... My best friend just got engaged... We would go on long, ass kicking bike rides almost every weekend, I had her almost convinced to try climbing with me this winter... Then her prince charming goes and proposes to her... I got an email from her tonight (have not heard from her in a month and a half) Her wedding is a half a year away and she's already got her dress. (she'd better not party too much, or that dress might not fit) Good Grief!. This isn't envy talking either... She's gonna move from Seattle to Cincinatti for this guy... Ack! So much for teaching her to race track bikes and climb.. Oh well, I wish her all the best and happiness... But, Heinous, I hear your pain, man... Sucks! Quote
Figger_Eight Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 Everyone already knows who my girlfriend is... Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 10, 2002 Author Posted January 10, 2002 She's moving to Cincinatti for this dude? Fucking A, thats almost as bad as taking up bowling. I would never move to the flat lands for a woman. No way man! Well, you might as well kiss that friend goodbye. She's a lost soul. Ha, I'm sitting here watching Mr. Methane on Stern. This guy is great. He's playing music out of his bung hole and it actually doesn't sound too bad. Ha! -Heinous Quote
icegirl Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 yeah, no foolin'... Almost as bad a bowling... Another one bites the dust... We have Stern here in the a.m. I listen to him on my way to work sometimes... puts me in the right frame of mind... [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: icegirl ] Quote
Dan_Larson Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 Is everyone thinkin' what I ams. Ice girl and hyena gettin'together?Climbing , Howard Stern. Sounds to me like it is a match made in heaven. I want an invite you crazy kids.I'll bet that the P.M's have started already.Well the 3 day ovulation cycle is almost over and so is my vacation. Finally I will be able to go back to work and get some rest. Quote
willstrickland Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by icegirl: My best friend just got engaged... We would go on long, ass kicking bike rides almost every weekend, I had her almost convinced to try climbing with me this winter... Then her prince charming goes and proposes to her... Take note guys! This might well be the first time a woman has ever complained about a guy willing to make a long term committment. I've got an ex-girlfriend who I'm still hung up on, but the simple fact is she lives in Miami...flat as shit, hot as hades. Only good thing is the ocean and the hotties in bikinis, but with a girlfriend, ahh well you know. Quote
Rodchester Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 If you are a rock hound Cincy can be a good town. Red River Gorger is within 2 hours, and plenty of great rock all over west Virginia. Also GREAT white water boating. But it can be very boring if you are not. Welll there is always bowling in Cincinnati...oh god would life suck or what? Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 10, 2002 Author Posted January 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by icegirl: yeah, no foolin'... Almost as bad a bowling... Another one bites the dust... We have Stern here in the a.m. I listen to him on my way to work sometimes... puts me in the right frame of mind... [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: icegirl ] Hmmm, IceGirl, you're starting to sound like my kind of woman. Climbs ice, listens to Stern, likes to grovel in the mud ... Now the question is, are you good looking and do you have big boobies? OK ALREADY! Before the feminist hoardes (led by Daisy) get on my ASS, I was just pulling IceGirl's chain. No harm done. Hey IceGirl, I'll drink a brew with you at the festival (provided I can fend off Caveman and Trask). -Heinous Quote
icegirl Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 Sorry, no big boob's here... They'd get in the way of my trying to hook over big cauliflower bulge... Quote
allthumbs Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said... "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart." Quote
E._Hobbs Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 I was married before I got seriously into climbing. I knew that if I wanted to become the climber I desired to be that I have to have a wife who climbed as well (because not only did I not want to be away from her every weekend, I didn't think that it would be fair to her) . Therefore, when I signed up for my first climbing class, I signed my wife up as well —she wasn’t too happy about this initially, but after she started the class she discovered that she very much liked climbing . She has become an excellent climber who continually helps me to hone my own skills by urging me to climb harder and harder routes—she is a first class belayer and my absolute favorite climbing partner. We completed dozen of routes this past year—just the two of us. That thing about bowling really does suck; I know a guy who traded in his tools for a set of golf clubs—what the hell! Quote
Dan_Larson Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 Anything else did seem anti climatic to me . I went for a long run each day,which I am sure is more than you did.Now get over here and finish sno sealing my boots you Leg [ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Dan Larson ] Quote
panther Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 I had a wife once...she hated Captain Caveman....she hated climbing...she hated the army...bitch got de-exed for some Camalots. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 10, 2002 Posted January 10, 2002 quote: Originally posted by panther: I had a wife once...she hated Captain Caveman....she hated climbing...she hated the army...bitch got de-exed for some Camalots. Hehehehe hilarious. At least you got some good pro for da deal ! Quote
Norm Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 One month into relationship "I think it's great that you get out all the time. I wish I could get out more" Six months into relationship "I don't care that the weather’s finally clearing. I want to stay in town this weekend" Ten Months; end of relationship "If you want to keep going out with me, you’re going to have to spend a lot less time in the mountains" Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 11, 2002 Author Posted January 11, 2002 You got it Norm. Six months is about the time the bitching and whining kicks in hard. -Heinous Quote
allthumbs Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by E. Hobbs: . That thing about bowling really does suck; I know a guy who traded in his tools for a set of golf clubs—what the hell! Quote
gregm Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: Well the 3 day ovulation cycle is almost over and so is my vacation. let me get this straight dan- as vaguely as i can remember from skimming your stupid posts- you took some vacation time to climb rainier with some out of town dudes, who then bailed, so you used your vacation time going to movies and surfing cc.com? did it ever occur to you to at least just go for a hike or something? man do you suck Quote
icegirl Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 All you guys who've tried to get a woman to climb, or gotten her to climb only to have her leave (the bitch)... You must have some cool gear laying around that doesn't fit you.... Icegirl is always in the market for size pygmie gear... for the right price, I'd be happy to take it off you hands Anyone got a size 36-37 Super Mountain 9's or equivalent laying around??? or some size XS or S gortex gathering dust... Hey, I had to ask... Quote
chucK Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 Hey Icegirl, Looks like probably Norm 'n Panther have some gear that their X's don't use anymore which they'd probably love for you to take outa their hands. Quote
erik Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 icegrrl, some of us have old girlfriend gear lying around. but being the enviromentally conscious conservative that i am, i have recylced it to the next girlfriend. though all the gear should be on the market soon. it comes in a package deal though..........me included [ 01-11-2002: Message edited by: erik ] Quote
gregm Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: Now get over here and finish sno sealing my boots you Leg sorry dan, i don't think i'm turned on by your homo-sadistic fantasies. i should have known a guy like you is really looking for a "pretty boy". and please stop lusting over the picture in my bio. Quote
KeithKSchultz Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 I once had a pair of Fire's that lasted trough 5 girl friends. If the shoe fits......... The fifth one abscounded with them. No sense of environmental ethics. Quote
Dan_Larson Posted January 11, 2002 Posted January 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by gregm: sorry dan, i don't think i'm turned on by your homo-sadistic fantasies. i should have known a guy like you is really looking for a "pretty boy". and please stop lusting over the picture in my bio. RRRRIght Quote
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