RedDragon Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Avid climber/alpinist seeking advice on destinations in the northwest. Looking for somewhere sparsly populated with some climbing. Potential for cheap housing and manual labor employment a plus. Recently put myself into a world of shit with local law enforcement, impending jail-time and anal penetration to be avoided at all costs. Red Dragon(long-time lurker, fleeing the East Coast) Quote
Bronco Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Index Washington, no police force, great granite, lots of construction going on within 30 minutes west. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Index would be great as well as Leavenworth area. Lworth offers more alpine climbing in your back yard. Quote
willstrickland Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Now maybe it's just me, but don't you guys wanna know why the 5.0 is hot on his tail before you advise him to c'mon up to Index. NEWS BULLETIN: The Climbing Killer strikes againDecember 20, 2001 - Table Rock, NCLocal law enforcement reports that the climbing killer has struck again. This time the victim, the third in four months, was leading Superjingusagogo, a 5.2d splitter crack on the southeast buttress. The killer reportedly appeared out of a deep chimney and swinging a improvised bolo made from slings and BD Talon hooks managed to hook the climber under the carotid artery, spilling blood onto several nearby routes. Other climbers at the base reported hearing a shriek and then feeling something that was initally though to be rain. The blood splattered lookers-on were visibly shaken by the ordeal. A suspect was being questioned although he is nowhere to be found today, police will only say that his residence is cleaned out and only a pair of lederhosen and two packs of Bratwurst were found in the place. This leads police to believe the killer is either Bavarian, or trying to fit into a mock-up village in either Helen, GA or Leavenworth, WA. Quote
Dru Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 sounds like the dude would fit right in in Index! wasn't red dragon the first book that Hannibal Lecter appears in? as well as a skateboard company based in vancouver... Quote
RedDragon Posted December 20, 2001 Author Posted December 20, 2001 quote: Now maybe it's just me, but don't you guys wanna know why the 5.0 is hot on his tail before you advise him to c'mon up to Index I was hoping to spare the details, in hopes of keeping this strictly climbing-related but... The only person I nearly murdered was myself and my best friend. Earlier this week I rolled my newly purchased, turbo-charged, swedish sportscar at 70mph before chopping a telephone pole in half. Due to the contents of my blood stream from the previous weekend at home, I'll appear to be a beer pounding, coked up, herb smoking, mushroom munching drug monger. So it's off to the mountains, or the eternal bivi. Its obviously far more complicated than that, but still irrelevent here. Red Dragon Quote
Doug Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Hey! He'd fit right in in Index or the public hut @ Camp Muir Quote
willstrickland Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Well, the alcohol, coke, and probably the shrooms will clear the system in 48hrs or less...you survived though, musta been a Volvo and not a Saab. Quote
erik Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 i dunno if oyu would really fit in at index. no one there has any idea where sweeden or where pa is. if your troll is true it is very sad. and running from it only will make it quite worse. i am sure the cops know who you are, so i would deal with your situation before trying to run. move to a place like yakima, that is where many migrant worker crimes go unsolved and it is realitivy close to good climbing. good luck dude and i'll drive next time Quote
Beck Posted December 20, 2001 Posted December 20, 2001 Life on the run isn't very fun, man, and it precludes you from much of a normal life.A life on the run is best spent not settling down. Better to spend it living out of your car, making money at daylabor gigs, then dirtbagging for a month at a time up the end of some overgrown logging road close to the crags. Quote
Smoky_Mcpot Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 Asking advice on where to get away from the law on this site is a bad idea. The law already watches this site, so now they know you are coming. Quote
hikerwa Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 I think theres a nice trailer for rent on Chumstick road. Nice climber neighbors and such. Just outside of Leavenworth, WA. HIKERWA has spake. Quote
RedDragon Posted December 21, 2001 Author Posted December 21, 2001 willstrickland: I wasn't so lucky on the blood test. Yes, it was a Volvo. erik: No, this isn't a troll. I wish. Smoky: Completely unrealistic. Quote
monkeyboy Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 quote: If you want to keep this climbing related you might leave out the whole running from the law bit. Just my opinion. Quote
666 Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 http://new.volvocars.com/models/c70coupe/ GRAMS HAS ONE AND IT IS QUITE QUICK. Quote
willstrickland Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by epb: Volvos arn't sports cars man. Dude, your nuts! Ever drive one of those Volvo 850 T5 Wagons? A WAGON with like 265 Hp, almost zero turbo dwell, it's more of a sportscar than most that label themselves as such. I think they made 850 T5's in the sedan too, now those would be quick. Even the old 740 Turbo Wagons would (and still do since they last forever) move. I'd take a Volvo over just about anything on the road (except a BMW or a baby blue '85 Ford cargo van) even if Ford owns them. Quote
allthumbs Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 Heh Will, I agree with you in part. I drove the new Subaru WRX the other day. It's a total kick. Road and Track and Car and Driver say it's quicker and handles better that Beemers and other yup-mobiles. Much better value also...$25,000. Quote
MysticNacho Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 hey! back to the subject of aiding and abeting a known fugitive! I think its a swell idea to move to Index, RedDragon. Why, you could begin your new life as a hobo! Sure, you start off with a climbing bum lifestyle, but after awhile, you'll need your fix. Can't get much work as a fugitive, I'm bettin, so pretty soon your life of crime will expand to the poor peaseats of Index. You'll start off stealing climbing gear, trying to sell it off to the local climbers, next your stealing the climbers cars. And as Pope likes to put it, next thing you know, your chuggin cock. But wait, there's more! After that, you'll make a new big friend named "Mitch the Ass-Master" in prison! Odds are Mitch isn't a cheery and go-lucky guy, but a friend is a friend, right? All this and more is found in the great state of Washington for our wonderful new friend RedDragon. Or you could be a man and take responsibility for your actions. Or perhaps this whole thing is fake. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted! [ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: MysticNacho ] Quote
Dennis_the_Menace Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 Gig Harbor has a nice library. Quote
erik Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by RedDragon: It was a '96 850 T5 R [a 5 cyl turbo]. With mods, it was 300+ HP. your real amme isn't john is it?? cause i know a guy who rolled the same car. cept he fell asleep and was ejected from the vehicle. can you still walk. he can't! Quote
James Posted December 21, 2001 Posted December 21, 2001 as per david letterman (years ago)... paul newman owns a volvo wagon with mods that "from 20-80 will chew anyone's " Quote
RedDragon Posted December 22, 2001 Author Posted December 22, 2001 quote: Dude, your nuts! Ever drive one of those Volvo 850 T5 Wagons? I think they made 850 T5's in the sedan too, now those would be quick It was a '96 850 T5 R [a 5 cyl turbo]. With mods, it was 300+ HP. Quote
hikerwa Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 This is HIKERWA. I once had to pay a substantial amount in speeding tickets before I could get my license renewed. It sucked I had to turn myself in to the Warrent department (not the cool 80's band Warrent) and be arrested and go to court for all the shit I blew off years ago... YUKKY. Face up to it now, it will be much worse when they find you later. HIKERWA thus spake. Quote
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