ivan Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 dude, that's serious - now she won't get to give j.c. the sloppy hummer she's been saving up for her whole live-long life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 Yeah! Nor will she be able to get his hot beef injection. She's been saving herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) From above? LOL. Chopper Jim knows more about the traffic jam than the poor schmoe who's stuck in it. Whatever you say, Chopper Jim. Tell us all about those Catholic farmers. Edited June 5, 2010 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) Then again, there are innernutz who've developed the habit of pontificating about shit they know nothing about. Yeah, there's that. Edited June 5, 2010 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Yeah! Nor will she be able to get his hot beef injection. She's been saving herself. Everyone knows Jesus was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 by far the best scene in la excorcista! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D7mXndgi-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 As has generally been the problem, great idea, but then they hired some really dumb ass subcontractors to carry out the plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindawg Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You can bad-mouth and otherwise critique the followers of Jesus for many centuries, but Jesus the Jew was quoting the Torah: "And one of the scribes came up and heard them disputing with one another, and seeing that he answered them well, asked him, “Which commandment is the most important of all?” Jesus answered, “The most important is, ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.” Mark 12:28-31 [Quoting Deuteronomy 6:4-5, Leviticus 19:18] So maybe you don't believe in G_d and don't want to subscribe to the first part, but you got a problem with the second part? i.e. Treat your neighbor with as much respect as your vain selves? Really? Don't blame the bad-actors during the last two millennia on Jesus...blame it on the bad-actors. You don't know from Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Moses: no bacon Buddha: no flesh Mohammed: no bacon Jesus: "let my people EAT BACON!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 i woulda respected jesus more if he could hit a curveball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Treat your neighbor with as much respect as your vain selves? lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkporwit Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Rob, why do you want to fuck my gardener? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Yeah! Nor will she be able to get his hot beef injection. She's been saving herself. you are pretty hate-filled, dude. all over an abortion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 what's hate filled about being sad for a nun getting denied the holy-fucking she'd been saving herself for since the carter administration?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'm with Raindawg here. You can't blame the Catholic church on Jesus. The Church serves its own interest. Any institution does. If you have a problem with how this nun has been excommunicated, I don't think the answer is "F##k J**s*s." Checkout the Gnostic gospels some time. Jesus may have been cooler than many of you realize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 written, what, 200+ years after his death? spurt spurt spurt The historical jesus is lost to antiquity. The only jesus that exists NOW is the bullshit Jesus the church pushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkW Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 written, what, 200+ years after his death? spurt spurt spurt The historical jesus is lost to antiquity. The only jesus that exists NOW is the bullshit Jesus the church pushes. If he ever existed at all. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory http://www.thegodmovie.com/ Jeebus don't sound like such a bad guy but no evidence exists to actually prove that he existed. And no...the bible is not a valid source considering it's history. http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible2.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 The historical jesus is lost to antiquity. The only jesus that exists NOW is the bullshit Jesus the church pushes. i disagree - i once met a guy named jesus in the back of a squad car once - he swore he didn't do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Checkout the Gnostic gospels some time. Jesus may have been cooler than many of you realize. Ya and if you check out Dianetics you will find out some cool stuff about a dude named Xenu, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 don't forget about mr moroni neither! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 [video:youtube]By23GJZqA0w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 If I meet one more Gnostic I'm going to get Gnocious. Fad. Rock it with the One True Religion or Go Home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) [video:youtube] Edited June 9, 2010 by rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Jesus, fictional or not, did manage to prove the One Big Truth about humanity: Celebrity is everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 I wonder if he slept with as many underage girls as Gandhi did? What was "underage" back then, anyway? 8? If the grass is growing, play ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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