Choada_Boy Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Please use the following format if you choose to respond to any future "Climbing Tragedies": 1) Express condolences to friends and family. Optional: 2) Remind readers of the risks inherent to climbing. 3) Offer personal anecdotes related to the incident. 4) Offer personal anecdotes unrelated to the incident. 5) Speculate rampantly based on the minimum amount of information available. 6) Criticize the deceased and their partner(s) for the bad decisions they must have made. 7) Criticize the deceased and their partner(s) for the actions they did/did not take. 8) Re-emphasize the need for mandatory MLU and PLB usage. 9) De-emphasize the need for mandatory MLU and PLB usage. 10) List all the gear that the recently deceased and their partner(s) should have had with them. 11) Second guess the actions of any rescuers involved. 12) Describe what you would have done in the same situation that would have led to you surviving. 13) Reveal yourself as the immense dick that you are. 14) Post a picture of Han Solo riding a Taun Taun. Please augment this list as necessary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 forgot: 15) Criticize/defend any media/law enforcement/rangers/coffee truck driver/etc involved in the incident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 good list - can you put it in madlib format now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 A tradegy is one where it wouldn't have happened if it had been BOLTED TO MAKE IT SAFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kukuzka1 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 when i run into the enevitable remarks about a climbing accident/fatality i usually keep my mouth shut but sometimes i will remark that untill you know more facts about it you cant really be sure of anything your saying is close to the truth. and i also remind citizens that it was somebodies brother, sister, son, husband, ect... so to them it dosnt really matter how it happend but that its the end for there loved one. and that is a tragedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 15)Name drop so people know to listen to you 16)Post random pictures that are not yours but be vague about that 17)Make all your pictures tilted for more drama 18)Include your resume in every post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Links, damnit! Don't forget to add links! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 16)) Mention that Dru/Pope/Raindawg suck dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 17) Explain the victim died doing what they loved as if that should make us feel better about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 18) Spell "tragedy" correctly in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 16)) Mention that Dru sucks dick Fixed it for you. You are welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 17) Explain the victim died doing what they loved as if that should make us feel better about it I posted that on the Seattle PI websites comments section of the story about the guy who fucked a horse and died of a blown colon. They banned me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 19) for me at least, provide a quote from either beowulf or song of myself, depending on how gay i feel at the particuliar hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 20) Mention the time you climbed the route/peak/etc because the whole world needs to know how much of an accomplished climber you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 21) Be sure to start at least one sentence with "Well, I'm a mountain guide and..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 buy a machine gun and take wankers out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 17) Explain the victim died doing what they loved as if that should make us feel better about it I posted that on the Seattle PI websites comments section of the story about the guy who fucked a horse and died of a blown colon. They banned me he didn't die doing what he loved... he died from what he loved doing him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 and he didn't fuck the horse, it was the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Number 20 sounds a lot like giving ten bucks to the people of Haiti and then telling the world what a great philanthropist you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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