KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 So....is that bad? Boner, if we smeared you with chum and dragged you behind that kayak, would it be bad? Quote
billcoe Posted July 6, 2009 Author Posted July 6, 2009 Being stalked by a shark when you are out of your element? Lets ask these seals who were in their element: ...and what is the answer there? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 The kayaker, a shark researcher, is very much in his element. The South African team tested shark reactions to empty kayaks prior to using them for research platforms (because of their stealth, ironically). There's only been one shark attack on a kayak that I know of: a great white got its teeth stuck in the stern hull of a guy's boat off the Farallon Islands of California. It thrashed him about until it was able to dislodged its jaws. He then paddled his sinking boat to shore, where a ranger tried to give him a ticket for landing on a wildlife sanctuary. I paddled the Whitsundays in Australia and was warned to stay away from the mangroves and the crocs that inhabit them. Sharks...not so much. The only encounter I had with anything remotely dangerous was a curious sea snake who lazily followed me around for a while before I finally pulled away from him. The most dangerous animal in those parts was none of the above; a relatively unimposing animal about the size of a fist called a box jellyfish. Quote
ivan Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 looks like a candidate for a nantucket sleigh-ride! Quote
ivan Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 there once was a man from nantucket... ...whose cock was so big he could suck it... Quote
billcoe Posted July 7, 2009 Author Posted July 7, 2009 there once was a man from nantucket... ...whose cock was so big he could suck it... He said with a grin while wiping his chin.... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 "If I had a pussy, I could fuck it." No, no, no. Should be: "If my ear were a puss, I could fuck it!" Quote
ivan Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 "If I had a pussy, I could fuck it." No, no, no. Should be: "If my ear were a puss, I could fuck it!" i prever the far cruder... "he said w/ a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear were a cunt i could fuck it!" Quote
sobo Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Give it another 4 pages and we'll be on climbing and marriage. Around page 10 we'll be on global warming. Happens every time... Quote
ivan Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 last summer my extended fam rented a sweet house at the beach for a week - they had the high def dvd set of planet earth there, which has a great bit of film of great whites eating seals - my 4 year old daugher was totally into it until suddenly and inexplicably bursting into tears that lasted for hours, screamign " the seals, the seals!" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 I just wish a great white would eat Seal. Quote
denalidave Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 Give it another 4 pages and we'll be on climbing and marriage. Around page 10 we'll be on global warming. Happens every time... When does the cc.com thread-staple Kevbone bashing begin? Quote
billcoe Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 last summer my extended fam rented a sweet house at the beach for a week - they had the high def dvd set of planet earth there, which has a great bit of film of great whites eating seals - my 4 year old daugher was totally into it until suddenly and inexplicably bursting into tears that lasted for hours, screamign " the seals, the seals!" Awwwwww, poor widdo ting. Better keep her away from this new wetsuit then. Says: "No, this swimmer hasn't been attacked by a shark – he's wearing the latest must-have wetsuit. The design, which makes the wearer look like they've just lost a fight with a great white, is one of a range of 'fresh and different suits' unveiled by Dutch maker Diddo. " Quote
sobo Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Looks like it might help thwart attacks from sharks that don't like sloppy seconds... Quote
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