Choada_Boy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Yes. Evacuating your bowl could lead you to lose your boots in a river. Seeing as no names were provided initially, a good "You're a fucking douche bag and if I ever see you again I'm going to beat the living fuck out of you" PM retort and empty threat may have sufficed, but that course of action would not have provided as much entertainment for the internet-based "Whiny Bitch Slapfight" enthusiasts out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Ivan, you are a bastard for posting that. . ha! says the man who briefly tried claiming "illness" until i browbeat him up goode (dude!) Hours of emergency bowl evacuations and the loss of a new pair of boots in a raging river had indeed sapped my will to climb. I commend you for the brow beating that i well deserved. Those trusty trail runners are still going strong. that night you spent tp-less and w/o hope, knee deep in the n fork of bridge creek puking out of your cornhole was quite possibly the sweetest night of sleep i've ever had in the n cascades - i seem to recall dreamign of bears eating everything in camp and not caring in the least - occasionally you'd crawl back into the tent and moan "duuuuuude" and i'd just come to for a second, attempt to give a shit, then, utterly failing, descend back into a golden, preternaturally perfect slumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 in retrospect then, doing hte failure analysis, the failure here is not climbing w/ a friend (and possibly, not climbng w/ a serious excess of ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 And knowing is half the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 And knowing is half the battle. which reminds me, the new gi joe movie sure does look like a great big piece of pony loaf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsroll Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 And knowing is half the battle. which reminds me, the new gi joe movie sure does look like a great big piece of pony loaf! Shut your mouth. It is going to be the greatest movie ever made Rental fosho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCamKenny Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Hey, my bad knees are real. I had real blood ya know. Besides, I can still belay to 5.12 pfft...I still got up the route after that pic was taken, and so I left a tad early. Good day to you SIR! I remember that day on Wounded Knee... You took quite a tumble, Bill - so I heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I not only "heard" that as well (the crying, wailing and nashing of teeth emanating from my lips) but I have photographic evidence that you were in fact there! LOL ! But it turns out, this thread wasn't about me after all:-) It's why I like to see folks real names. Not only that, but everyone knows I CAN'T belay up to 5.12 anymore. 5.10+ on a good day. Maybe 5.10B. I was jus' sayin is all.... opps, just outed myself. You young pups are always so damn fun to hang with, but I curiously forgot what was so funny anyway? I don't see you laughing....I do remember Kyle offering to carry my backpack out at least 3 times and I'm still grateful to him for offering. The leg didn't cease to hold body weight until later that day until once I was apparently finally through with it it though. Strange how that works. Take care all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Beatard Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 That ledge looks familiar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEarsNoNeck Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Thanks Jay. I needed to step away for a few days to cool off on this. For the permanent record, here are two pictures of my injury. The third one shows blood pooling in my junk so I'm going to abstain from posting that one, you're welcome. ) Hmmm... not sure if they are going to show up. Added them as attachments. Let's see. -Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Thanks Jay. I needed to step away for a few days to cool off on this. For the permanent record, here are two pictures of my injury. The third one shows blood pooling in my junk so I'm going to abstain from posting that one, you're welcome. ) Hmmm... not sure if they are going to show up. Added them as attachments. Let's see. -Chris walk it off man, walk it off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 The awesome saga of kainsacad and RikRik http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/75714/site_id/1#import Yup, that one set the standard for online partner meltdown, and a high bar it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 John Sherman said something like: "I've heard them all! Make it original: Nothing says heel-hooking roof God like tendinitis in the back of the knees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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