King Beatard

Cragging

I'm not sure what their timeframe is but at the Red Rock Rendevous, Metolius had ultralight fatcams for us to fondle

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Climb Max in Portland was selling Kong Angles for a buck or two. Not sure what size you would have called them though.

Supposed to be in the 60's and 70's all week in Vegas though, if you're into that sort of thing.

Patience Bill, It's like clockwork - You have all of February, March, April, May, June and half if not all of July to piss and gripe at each other.

Find that stud a lady friend!

Steve, I thank God every day that your dog was knocked up. BTW if Moki ever fills the bitch with a fresh batch let me know.

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/for_sale__wanted/cams_nuts_hexes_clog_ascenders_aiders_ice_axe_ropes_closet_cleaning/106937377

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So... now can we call you Brokeback Kenny?

I'll second that.

Can you have an Opdycke variation on an Opdycke climb? Would someone help an uninformed fella out?

Any news on this fire?

You can always come post on the Beacon Bitching Forum *cough, I mean, the Columbia River Gorge Forum. It doesn't matter how stupid you are, you'll fit right in.

Sigh. Let's see, that's now three of you who don't seem to know what retrobolting means. So, have you climbed YW this season? Yes? No? Oh, and if you had a name you'd at least stand some chance I'd give a wit about what you think; as it is you might as well be pissing on your keyboard and monitor. My identity is not a secret, if you read threads that are not pissing matches you'd know me: http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/963690/Fare_thee_well_bruddah#Post963690

Sorry, all bets were off in the face of that sort of nonsense. Again, the route and the experience of climbing it is completely unaltered from the rebolting - go climb it and tell me otherwise. Rock fall blasting the hand rail off of the top of the p3 crux changed the experience of climbing the route; Jim, Bill and I trundling a ton or two of former holds off of the top of p1 changed it substantially; and folks muscling off a few holds here and there sure did as well - but my rebolting it, not at all. If anyone thinks otherwise then climb it and post up how the experience has changed. Otherwise, it just got new 1/2" SS bolts that will still be pristine when the whiners among you are bitching in your deathbed. You didn't get any consensus about what you did not changing the route for this community. I even wrote a 6 point argument stating why you should not retrobolt Young Warriors and as far as I heard, everyone but you agreed with me. For me, you changed the feel of the route irreparably by altering it's history which is something I appreciate deeply about the climb - SO FUCK YOU! One more time, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE, FUCK YOU. And one more thing, let's go climbing next time I'm back in town, but none the less, FUCK YOU!

Bill, quit posting useful advice here, it's not appropriate and not funny.

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You should switch crags... you personality would fit right in with the other beacon regulars You mean BEATARDS, right? That's correct Dave.

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Oh dude I forgot about that! If your lucky I'll post a picture of my Golden Turd Trophy.

This is CC.com Dave their is no fucking point. I even thoughtfully placed my pointless post in spray! I'm not sure but I remember one time in college leaving a particularly impressive turd in a recently married friends toilet and laughing my ass off at the thought of his wife finding it and getting mad at him. It didn't work as she was as dirty as us boys and thought it was funny. Ah the good old days.