BigWallBigBallsRocky Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Scott Hoelscher: I'm glad you asked that. We have in fact calculated the cost for each person in this once in a lifetime expedition to be $1,438,950.99. Scott learning to troll and spray now? Quote
Kathy Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 Scott my friend Dave would like to go too. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 I wanna go too. I climbed the Tooth this summer for training and am fit and ready Quote
hikerwa Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 Scott, I think that you of course neglected to mention the "emotional toll on family and friends" of approximately $27,000 per immediate family member and $12,000 per friend. sean Quote
Backcountry Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 He catches on pretty quick... And thats a big negative...Team Gander Mountain is NOT accepting applications for new expeditions... Quote
erik Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 i thought team gander mtn went bankrupt after last years sexpedition to the black hole. i heard that one of the team members had indecent liberties with reinhold messner's dog at basecamp. oohhhh the scandal!! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 Team Seal FLop is heading out to basecamp for winter ascent via the Orient Express mit JT Nakagami as leader Quote
AlpineK Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Scott Hoelscher: Been to the summits of some, most or all of the Cascade volcanoes? Ready to take the next big step in mountaineering? We are 2 experienced Portland area climbers organizing a Denali expedition for late May/early June 2002 and need 2-3 strong, ambitious climbers to join. If you are interested in this once in a life time experience.... The next big step in mountaineering?? Wow you've climbed most of the volcanoes ..Once in a lifetime experience Your mom said that about sleeping with me. You know Scott it's great you're so psyched to climb Denali, but in reality if your climbing up the butt (see sprayictionary) it's just a long, dangerous, and cold walk in the snow with a herd of other climbers. Good luck and take a pill [ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote
texplorer Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 I was wondering what I was going to do with that extra 1.5 million I had sitting around. I mean those kung-fu grip Harry Potter Ice Tools I just got set me back a little. Still, I should have just have enough to purchase those special edition Sandy Pittman rinestone laden pink onesport's for my trip. Oh, do know if there are any porter's I can hire to carry me up if I get a little winded. Quote
Figger_Eight Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Wanted: climbers for the West Butt. Team Dan Larson is set to leave next summer. You must have summitted Rainier 11 times by no more than 2 different routes. North Face Met 5 jackets are required. If we get stuck in the tent, we play Chutes and Ladders...don't even think about lighting up. Serious inquiries only. Quote
monkeyboy Posted November 23, 2001 Posted November 23, 2001 Oh! I want to go too! I have lots of experience climbing at Marymoor park and the REI pinnacle. Quote
Dennis_the_Menace Posted November 23, 2001 Posted November 23, 2001 My 2 cents. If you're going to go through all the expense and logistics to climb Denali, pick a route other than the Butt (assuming you have intermediate mountaineering skills, can operate without a guide, and have been higher than 15,000', I would recommend Muldrow Glacier, its a bit of a walk just to the Glacier, but less crowded than the Butt) Quote
Scott_J Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 Nakagami!!!!!!!!!!!I heard this is a mystery SEAL. Comes and goes in a could of smoke some say. Real fucking animal when it comes to wet cracks and hairy situations. Quote
Dru Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 quote: Originally posted by sisu suomi: Real fucking animal when it comes to wet cracks and hairy situations. Is this a description of a person or a teaser for some bestiality porn video? Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 Maybe both. I think I will hit 2000 later tonight! Quote
Kathy Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 I think its real sad when modern internet climbers go online to find partners for a trip to Alaska, and they end up jumping head over heels when a woman responds to them. Thanks for your nice personal messages, but you boys should check out user profiles before you respond. Dave and I don't climb any more. If you knew any climbing history you would be able to figure it out. Have fun chasing the girls at 14,000' camp. Kathy Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 They just wanna get laid at basecamp Kathy Quote
Dru Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: They just wanna get laid at basecamp Kathy Frozen necrophilia? I cant explain the joke more than that but maybe you should ask whoever is lurking behind "Kathy" (Bonzo??) about the first free ascent of Cocaine Crack. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 27, 2001 Posted November 27, 2001 Kathy you sooo sexy mmm. Maybe you and Sexual Coco Puff should get together to moondance Quote
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