Dechristo Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 PWNed PNWers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Well, it's snowing at my house, but I'd like a lot more...    Not quite in yet, but we might get something out of this cold snap...  Monday night i dug out the car in -2 Degs,after 45 mi. and a BlowTorch i got the door open climbed in and got it running,tryed to get out and the door wouldn't open so sat there drinking a beer for 30mi. til it unfroze,next day had to do it all over. Today its in the 20s and snowing with 10" in the yard so far, i'm going dig a path to the car later and start all over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 I LIKE BIG DUMPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Still waiting for the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I LIKE BIG DUMPS Yes. Coffee in the morning. I just took one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 THUNDERSNOW !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 OMFG 3 INCHES OF SNOW BREAKOUT THE SNOWSHOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 WARNING DO NOT DRIVE FASTER THAN 3 MPH YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 10 mile commute. 2 hours. grrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 ITS A SLOW GO. THINGS COULD RAPIDLY DETERIORATE INTO WROL IT THINGS CONTINUE. BE SURE YOU HAVE PROVISIONS. SAY GOOD BYES TO YOUR LOVED ONES. TEMPERATURES HAVE DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY, I AM RETIRING TO MY BOMB SHELTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dberdinka Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Chaos  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 IS THAT A BEER TRUCK AND IF SO PLEASE REPORT COORDINATES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 KIRO reports that we'll all be dead by midnight. Commence drinkin and fuckin. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) I've been harvesting wallets and iPhones from frozen corpses all morning. Edited December 18, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 only tards drink beer from a can...however big the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) Be advised: frozen corpses explode when struck by thundersnow . Wear an appropriate outer layer. Edited December 18, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!! I'M WORRIED THAT THIS SNOW ON THE ROADWAYS WILL FUSE INTO A CHEMICAL REACTION CREATING AN ATOM BOMB THAT WILL DEVASTATE THE SEATTLE AREA!!! Â REPORT IN. I HAVE 4 INCHES AND DUMPING ON THE WEST SYDE. WORRIED ABOUT MY ROOF COLLAPSING SO I'M HEAED OUT TO SHOVEL IT OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 6 inches+ here in the Tri last night. Supposed to get down to 4* F at night for the next two nights. High on Saturday forecasted to be 6* F. Wow, a two-degree temperature spread. Â Has been in single digits at night since Saturday night/Sunday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STP Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008  This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero It can rip your head off It can fly as high as a bird It can bite your face  The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow  This beast killed as many as 100,000 people Its wings can flap like a bird It can break a glass It can also stab you in the ass  The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow  This beast attacked my brother It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold His hands were frostbitten His hands were also numb  The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow [video:youtube]z7ILF2JXOEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!! I'M WORRIED THAT THIS SNOW ON THE ROADWAYS WILL FUSE INTO A CHEMICAL REACTION CREATING AN ATOM BOMB THAT WILL DEVASTATE THE SEATTLE AREA!!! REPORT IN. I HAVE 4 INCHES AND DUMPING ON THE WEST SYDE. WORRIED ABOUT MY ROOF COLLAPSING SO I'M HEAED OUT TO SHOVEL IT OFF.  3 INCHES ON THE GROUND AT YOUR CORPORATE MOTHERSHIP. TAUNTAUNS ARE ROAMING TO RESCUE STRANDED MOTORISTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 The bodies are piling up like cord wood here. People smothered in their sleep by pets, asphyxiated by camp stoves, struck down by skate skiers. Emotionally, I'm devastated. Hasn't the value of my house suffered enough? Â The walls are closing in. Can't take it anymore. I'm going out for a drive to see if I can be of help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 JENNY ON CHANNEL SEVEN NEWS WEATHER JUST WINKED AT ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 WATCH OUT FOR SEATTLE METRO BUSES SLIDING SIDESWAYS DOWN THE HILL. THIS IS A SERIOUS MOMENT, NOT FUN AND GAMES. I'M LIVE IN WEST SEATTLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Thank God for taun-tauns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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