define "good" climber

[minx]

i think in an effort to further spray and make it a better place we need to define several terms so that no sprayer may ever quibble over these terms again. they will have an absolute meaning.

 

besides having the most fun, please define "good climber"

[rob]

well, obviously one requirement is that good climbers must think cc.com is a fucking joke. Good climbers don't. ever. spray. Why would they? In addition to being good climbers, they lack character flaws of any kind.

[minx]

or personalities

[canyondweller]

besides having the most fun, please define "good climber"

 

The girl you're ropegunning for who brings beer...and maybe food.

[akhalteke]

Well hung trustafarian type who drives an x-terra and has blond dred locks. He must have a mushroom sticker and a greatfuldead bear sticker thingy also. He must have hacky sacs and drums in his trunk and a free tibet sticker on the bumper.

 

His vocabulary is mostly comprised of things like "brah," "sick send," "gnarly brah," and "da kine."

 

His parents are most likely upper middle class; while he rebels and seeks communing with nature by living in the back of his $30,000 SUV.

 

This. is what makes a good climber.

 

 

[minx]

hell yeah, i am a fantastic climber.

[G-spotter]

a good climber is one who can lead whatever you just failed on.

[Crillz]

a good climber is one who can lead whatever you just failed on.

 

And, makes it look 5.2!

[Hugh Conway]

a good climber is one who can lead whatever you just failed on.

 

And, makes it look 5.2!

 

damn, that dude made 5.1 look like 5.2

[minx]

hey i haven't fallen on 5.2 once this year!

[rob]

twice?

[minx]

no, i don't climb so not at all!

[Crillz]

damn, that dude made 5.1 look like 5.2

 

That's what makes a good climber.

[billcoe]

It's not just grades, but more important it's skill level as it relates to safety as well.

 

If I said "Fred Beckey", well he ain't climbing 5.11 -BUT blah blah blah....see what I mean. Lots involved. I think Bridwell is getting up about 5.9 now, still a very very good climber.....

[RuMR]

damn minxy...you are BORED silly, aren't ya?

[minx]

rumr, you have no idea what today is like in my world. spray is about my intellectual max

[RuMR]

actually, in a roundabout way, i probably do have an idea...

 

tipsy yet?

[olyclimber]

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE. THE GOOD CLIMBER IS THE ONE HAVING THE MOST FUN.

 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!~!!!!!!????!?!1

[sobo]

hey i haven't fallen on 5.2 once this year!

See? I told ya things would improve if you'd just spit out the gum.

[olyclimber]

instructions are for students. i'm a teacher.

[RuMR]

big deal...i haven't fallen on 5.14 yet this year...'course it'd help to go climbing once in a while...

[ericb]

Based on my experience, "good climbers" never, never pay for camping.

[olyclimber]

Well hung trustafarian type who drives an x-terra and has blond dred locks. He must have a mushroom sticker and a greatfuldead bear sticker thingy also. He must have hacky sacs and drums in his trunk and a free tibet sticker on the bumper.

 

His vocabulary is mostly comprised of things like "brah," "sick send," "gnarly brah," and "da kine."

 

His parents are most likely upper middle class; while he rebels and seeks communing with nature by living in the back of his $30,000 SUV.

 

This. is what makes a good climber.

 

so thats why you're here? the best inspire you like that???

[akhalteke]

I did get called a hippy for my long hair yesterday...

[olyclimber]

already grew it out from the 1/4 setting? friggen long hair.