olyclimber Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 the hands-free-only law about to be introduced in Washington State will result in wide scale sightings of the cyborg douche bag, plugged in 24 hours a day. figure A. genus builtintoheadphoneus figure B. genus rubberbandus figure C. genus yuppyscumus I have mine in right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I haven't seen a marked increase in the number of "Mr. Corporate America" (Corporatus americanus, an offshoot of G. yuppyscumus) driving around just yet. But I suspect by this time next week, it will be a whole different ball game. I've got mine last year, but I haven't charged it up in like, months! I'm waiting until the last possible moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I LLIVE YOOUUUUU PORRRTTTERRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 Only I live I. I do it because I don't want to put the rest of you guys through this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 bless you porter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 might as well do some surfing while the law runs your plates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STP Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Ya, this happened in Cali. zPzeCcoXZjA Hands free? Here's some hands free. 2ZONdX114jY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 let's make some more laws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 When is smoking in a car going to be illegal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 When its illegal to be stupid and you are in Snohomish County Correctional Facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 When is smoking in a car going to be illegal? it is, in the peoples republic of boulder, if you have your window down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Illegal to smoke in a car with children in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 if you have your window down. I was thinking more on the lines of lighting it. Folks seem to take there eyes off the road for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I just needed some place to put this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 saw a cop driving on west seattle the other day with the cellphone held to his ear. i would have taken a pic but forgot i had an NEW IPHONE WITH A CAMERA ON IT till it was too late. if i just could have caught him doing something else too i could have made the citizens arrest double whammy score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I don't know current laws, but they had some funny rules in Colorado in the 90s. In the 90s there was no motorcycle helmet law. What was on the law books was a rule stating that while driving a motorcycle you had to wear sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 There's enough laws already. Suppose you could choose "None of the above" on a ballot. Congress would never have a quorum again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 (edited) i agree mr. bill we don't need law makers we need law takers. Edited July 21, 2008 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 i agree mr. bill we don't need law makers we need law takers. Law takers? ie, someone who reduces the amount of laws on the books? Something I've noticed, everyone votes for lawyers 90 percent of the time for political office. This may be an obvious instance of the Fu*king you get for the fuck*ing you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 oh no, it's mr. bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 PREDICTION: KEVBONE WILL SAY SOMETHING DUMB IN HIS NEXT POST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 oh no, it's mr. bill Ohhh nooooooooooooo..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 PREDICTION: KEVBONE WILL SAY SOMETHING DUMB IN HIS NEXT POST That's not a prediction, that's a universal truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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